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Bitchastard 

(1)Obviously a nickname for someone who is a female dog with no father.
(2)A word you shout in ones general direction when you've realized that they have no genitals, and then realized that you looked to see if they had genitals.
(3)One who is of bastardly bitchtastic proportions.
(1)Lassie is a classic example of a bitchastard.
(2)Dear God, where are your genitals Molly? Dear God... Bitchastard!
(3)Many students at RMSEL... (Dana, Austin, Kathy, you get the idea...)
Bitchastard by ProjectSOBER April 27, 2003
Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.
Bitchtard by Conk April 20, 2004
A word that mixes the words: bitch and retard becoming: bitchtard.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.
Ah! That bitchtard stole my boyfriend.

Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!

She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!
Bitchtard by CheezyPumpkinPie April 13, 2009

bitastard 

Mix of the common insults bitch and bastard
Everyone: “Omg, Nancy and Jay are such bitastard(s)”
bitastard by BigButteryBoi April 15, 2020

bitchaster 

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.
We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.
bitchaster by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008

bitchtarded 

Being such a huge bitch that it's retarded.
Gina just keyed my car! That bitch is bitchtarded.
bitchtarded by Crambertino April 17, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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