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Bitchasturd 

When you are confused whether someone is a dyke or faggot, they are called bitchasturds. When a boy is a jerk he is called a basturd and when a girl is a witch, she is called a bitch. thus, they are combined
Courtney: I hate Devin. He is such a bitchasturd. I mean, have you seen the way he walks? He looks like a total fag. But he had a girlfriend last year. I'm confused.
Bitchasturd by Kat Oakley May 27, 2009
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bitchasaurus maximus

The highest level of bitch on the grand scale of bitchery. One step above the feared bitchasaurus rex. This top of the feeding chart level bitch, will make you cry and then laugh at you. Being revengeful and vindictive are her positive traits. Her main purpose in life, besides caring about her selfish self, is to push you away and hurt you deep. beady rat eyes are almost always present.
1. I didn’t know the bitchasaurus maximus was still in existence till I met your GF last week.

2. You are such a sweet guy Bruce, how do you put up with that bitchasaurus maximus in your life? The sex can’t be that good......
bitchasaurus maximus by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 17, 2019

bitchasaurus rex

A super bitch, or a person who exhibits the highest degree of bitchiness.

Often referred to as a tyrant among other bitches.
The pain, suffering, and outright fear she has caused us definitely makes our genetics professor a bitchasaurus rex!

bitchatude

Man, my girlfriend is on the rag and doesnt want me to play videogames ... she has a real bad case of bitchatude.
bitchatude by John D Log April 30, 2008

bitchasurus rex 

A massive bitch of prehistoric proportions. A predator of the bitchozoic era that later evolved into the chickenhead.
Megan is such a bitchasurus rex, she talks so much shit.

bitchastard 

an insult similar in meaning to "bitch" and "bastard". Usually referring to a female, but can also be used to refer to a male.
Johnny: "Dan's gf made him see "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood" on opening night with her."
Timmy: "Man, she's such a bitchastard!"
bitchastard by Cam Schneider June 11, 2008

bitchaster 

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.
We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.
bitchaster by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008