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bitchastard 

an insult similar in meaning to "bitch" and "bastard". Usually referring to a female, but can also be used to refer to a male.
Johnny: "Dan's gf made him see "Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood" on opening night with her."
Timmy: "Man, she's such a bitchastard!"
bitchastard by Cam Schneider June 11, 2008
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Bitchastard 

(1)Obviously a nickname for someone who is a female dog with no father.
(2)A word you shout in ones general direction when you've realized that they have no genitals, and then realized that you looked to see if they had genitals.
(3)One who is of bastardly bitchtastic proportions.
(1)Lassie is a classic example of a bitchastard.
(2)Dear God, where are your genitals Molly? Dear God... Bitchastard!
(3)Many students at RMSEL... (Dana, Austin, Kathy, you get the idea...)
Bitchastard by ProjectSOBER April 27, 2003
Combination of the term bitch, which means someone who complains, yells, and is always in a bad mood, and retard, which means someone who consistently does incredibly stupid things.

Definition: A whiny and bitchy person who is constantly acting like a retard.
Bitchtard by Conk April 20, 2004
A word that mixes the words: bitch and retard becoming: bitchtard.
A very stupid woman; someone who is a slut and a hoe. Usally refers to woman who makes a big sexual or flirty mistake. She steals a guy or cheats. Or it could just be a douchebag way of a describing an air head.
Ah! That bitchtard stole my boyfriend.

Damn! That bitchtard was cheating on me with her cousin!

She's a crazy bitchtard if she thinks I'm gonna just forgive her after that!

Bitchtard by CheezyPumpkinPie April 13, 2009

bitastard 

Mix of the common insults bitch and bastard
Everyone: “Omg, Nancy and Jay are such bitastard(s)”
bitastard by BigButteryBoi April 15, 2020

bitchaster 

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.
We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.
bitchaster by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008

bitchtarded 

Being such a huge bitch that it's retarded.
Gina just keyed my car! That bitch is bitchtarded.
bitchtarded by Crambertino April 17, 2014
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A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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