Bitch Feast 

A day, or sometimes everyday, in which a group of bitches come together and are just that, a bitch.

Announcer: Today's Bitch Feast is under written by NPR. Please show your support.

Bitch: Who asked you? You suck!

Announcer: There you have it, that concludes another Bitch Feast 2016.

Bitch Feast by T_rump_supporter May 18, 2016

Fast ass bitch 

A stupid ass bitch who jumps to conclusions and overthinks everything

Girl: you never wanna hangout you’re a terrible friend

Guy: you accused me of being a bad friend, you fast ass bitch

Fast ass bitch by Dannydavito December 28, 2021

fast bad ass bitch 

A very annoying woman that her slaps and moves are more fast than lightning itself, and, damn, hers slaps hurts like hell!

Guy 1: dude, look that blond bitch, across the street!
Guy 2: oh no dude, are you blind? that's a big fat ugly b-

(DOUBLE SLAP SOUND!!!!)

Guy 1: damn!!
Guy 2: fuck, dude, what was that?!
Guy 1: dude, that's a real fast bad ass bitch!
Guy 2: jesus!!!!

fast bad ass bitch by Fast Bad Ass Bitch March 8, 2009

bitchfest 

A group of people doing a lot of collective complaining, ie, bitching. It has nothing to do with a female dog or a negative, annoying person bitch.

We were doing our history homework, and then we all started talking about how much we hate our teacher.... it turned into a real bitchfest.

bitchfest by bandcampgirl183 September 27, 2005

bitchfast

When you wake up in the morning and realize you don't have any breakfast and bitch about it. Also refered as bitchfasting.

Alex: "What are you bitching about?"

Jake: "I woke up this morning and I couldn't find anything to eat!"

Alex: "Ah I see your having a bitchfast..."

bitchfast by Triplea4517 May 9, 2011

bitchfester 

A citizen of an internet forum of oh-so-serious and mostly hormone-ravaged pre-menstrual women, and socially deviant males on which it is supposedly "hilarious" to sit and rant for hours and days and weeks and months on end about, well, other people on forums really.

The law there is simple; pick another poster any any number of the popular internet forums, I don't know, someone who commits the crime of being popular or something, start a thread about them, then sit around constantly for the next year or so writing about how sad said person is for spending so much time on the forums. This makes the people there feel great and worth something, at long last, to society.

Everyone else just points and laughs at the bitchfesters.

"I am so cool and great and clever because I am a bitchfester and I hate people I don't even know!"

bitchfester by Rubio July 31, 2008

bitchfest 

A group of friends that when one starts to complain bitch the rest follow suit, causing a bitchfest. Sometimes it can even involve parental figures.

Suzie- I really hate the fact that Christina always get her way.
Shannon- I know all she has to do is go to her mom. "I have to have my phone, or I won't be able to talk to Bobby."
Serena- Let's not turn this into a bitchfest. I wanna be able to go to the movies happy.

bitchfest by loveliesenorita7 March 7, 2008