Biström 

An idiot with less than 3 braincells, who isn't capable of running properly. This person also thinks he can win in a fight vs 100 6- year olds, even if he gets a blackout from running like 10 minutes. He also has a serious problem with family, because he is so annoying. He eats 10 kg protein powder to every meal.

You are as slow as a Biström!
You have serious hubris, as bad as a Biström!

Biström by mario man_123 June 3, 2022

Bistromathematics 

Bistromathics itself is simply a revolutionary new way of understanding the behavior of numbers, Just as Einstein observed that space was not an absolute but depended on the observer's movement in space and that time was not an absolute, but depended on the observer's movement in time, so it is now realized that numbers am not absolute, but depend on the observer's movement in restaurants.
The first non absolute number is the number of people for whom the table is reserved. This will vary during the course of the first three telephone calls to the restaurant, and then bear no apparent relation to the number of people who actually turn up, or to the number of people who subsequently join them after the show/match/party/gig or to the number of people who leave when they see who else has turned up.
The second non absolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of those most bizarre of mathematical concepts, a recipriversexcluson, a number whose existence can only be defined as being anything other than itself in other words, the given time of arrival is the one moment of time at which it is impossible that any member of the party will arrive. Recipriversexclusons now play a vital part in many branches of math, including statistics and accountancy and also form the basic equations used to engineer the Somebody Else's Problem field.
The third and most mysterious piece of non absoluteness of all lies in the relationship between the number of items on the check, the cost of each item, the number of people at the table and what they are each prepared to pay for (The number of people who actually brought money is only a sub phenomenon in this field.)
The baffling discrepancies that used to occur at this point remained un investigated for centuries simply because no one took them seriously. They were at the time put down to such things as politeness, rudeness, meanness, flashiness, tiredness, emotionality or the lateness of the hour, and completely forgoten about on the following morning. They were never tested under laboratory conditions, of course, because they never occurred in laboratories-not in reputable laboratories at least.
And so it was only with the advent of pocket computers that the startling truth became finally apparent, and it was this:
Numbers written on restaurant checks within the confines of restaurants do not follow the same mathematical laws as numbers written on any other pieces of paper in any other parts of the Universe.
This single statement took the scientific world by storm. It campietely revolutionized it. So many mathematical conferences got held in luch good restaurants that many of the finest minds of a generation died of obesity and heart-failure and the science of math was put backi by years.
Slowly, however; the implications of the idea began to be understood. To begin with it had been too stark, too crazy, too much like what the man in the street would have said "Oh, yes, I could have told you that."
Then some phrases like "Interactive Subjectivity Frameworks" were invented, and everybody was able to relax and get on with it.
The small groups of monks who had taken up hanging around the major research institutes singing strange chants to the effect that the Universe was only a figment of its own imagination were eventually given a street theater grant and went away.

"Bistromathematics. The most powerful computational force know to para-science."

Bistromathematics by Douglas Adams' Ghost February 17, 2005

bistroteque 

A trendy restaurant where decor and social scene take precedence to quality of food and service. Bistroteques are easily identified by music, lighting, and furnishings designed to distract diners from sub-par cuisine. Bistroteque menus often feature a range of fusion and "classic yet ironic" items such as meatloaf, and mac and cheese.

Elmo, on Seventh Avenue in Manhattan, is the epitome of a bistroteque.

bistroteque by Donnell, Brad February 19, 2008

South lake Bistro 

Some horrible food they use to feed the south lake football players and it made them lose every game

Bro the south lake bistro killed solid D

South lake Bistro by Soild D June 2, 2020

Mr. Bostrom 

A stupid ass science teacher who gets off to all of the dicks and coochies he sees because he teaches growth and development to little kids and shows off his 1 inch dinger. He also occasionally beats his meet infront of the class. He will literally sit there, with his erectile disfunction ass'd dick and beat it till he is red in the nuts and purple in the face. tinypeen nolife

Person A: what class do you have?
Person B: Mr. Bostrom
Person A: Oh good luck, he likes to show that 1 inch wonder and spank it!

Mr. Bostrom by Yoshi_is_dad June 9, 2019

bistro 

Fancy word for a place that serves food.

Jeff and Tina ate at one of the bistros downtown. However, due to Jeff's insatiable appetite, Tina gave him something else to eat.

bistro by adrawer September 27, 2008

Bistromathics 

See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)

Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.

Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.

Bistromathics by Jonathan December 1, 2004