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bernoullitating 

To cover the end of a water hose with your thumb to increase it's flow rate.
When cleaning particularly difficult matter off of your car, bernoullitating the hose will make the job much easier.
bernoullitating by lucidentropy August 21, 2017
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Birno bino Binod Binoculars Birdo barnos Berno Binocs binogamous Binoj

Bernoulli Boner 

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics
Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

Birbooze 

When the when Birbooze when Birbooze you say Birbooze when some cool happens.
"Birbooze."
Birbooze by Birbooze May 15, 2021

binocfocals

Really thick lenses on spectical that looks like 1/2 binoculars, and 1/2 bifocals. Thus the term binocfocals.
I feel bad for that kid. He'll never get a date for the prom wearing those binocfocals on his face.
binocfocals by dehubb133 January 2, 2008

Belgian Binoculars 

This is a variation off of the boston pancake in which the male partner defecates upon the chest of the other participant. However, instead of using the bottocks to pat down the steaming pile of shit, the testicles are used in their place. After the testicles have been adequately smothered in said feces they are plopped generously into the eye sockets of the willing partner. Note that the penis is not important in this position, simply drape it over the participants forehead and leave it be.
Sally and I were feeling pretty frisky the other day in school and decided to break out the belgian binoculars to spice things up a bit.
A moronic buffoon with less than 5 braincells
You Binobis, how could you slip up on something that rudimentary
Binobis by Shouta-Kun March 17, 2022