80's British anarcho band fronted by madman Nick Blinko. Known for their obscurity, misanthropic viewpoints, rare performances, and distinct raw sound. The general atmosphere of their output is generally regarded as very bleak, depressing and hopeless, though they often make very prolific social statements.

Matthews explains how he came up with the name of the band: "When I was at school studying biology, we were told that in the fetal stage the clitoris is a rudimentary penis."

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rudimentary ass

A rude person that's usually called an ass.

Jake took my pencil...... What a rudimentary ass!

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crudimentary

A combination of crude and rudimentary, where the first stages of any development are especially rough, lacking taste, vulgar or offensive. The lowest form of a rudimentary design.

My game is currently in it's crudimentary stage, so don't be offended by the disgusting visuals.

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rudamentary

1. The art of making/saying words and/or noises up on the spot.
2. Replacing a word that you can't think of with another outrageous sentences/words/noises.

Sue: After this what do you want to do.
Keven: fuck a dog in the ass.
Sue: what a rudamentary answer.

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rudementary

An antonym for complimentary.

Latrelle was never going to shop at Pigley-Wigley again, they'd asked him to quit groping the melons and he thought their tone of voice was very rudementary.

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

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