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Bollocky Binds 

When something is very difficult

or

When you get your bollocks tangled in your pants

or

Some kind of S & M technique
Friend #1 oh bollocky binds
Friend #2 whats up?
Friend #1 im getting into a right bollocky bind with this software its so difficult...

I couldnt come to work today as i got into a bollocky bind when i got dressed.
Bollocky Binds by Fay King November 25, 2010
A high difficulty sexual maneuver. One who attempts the bandsaw requires: one pair of golf cleats, one pair of thumbs, one willing victim.

First, place your cleated foot upon the back of said victim's head, applying enough pressure so they can squirm but not escape. Next, hock the largest wad of spit you can muster onto their butthole, and fasten first thumb deeply into the slippery crevasse. Once first thumb is secured properly, fire second thumb into one's own butthole. With a firm grip upon each sphincter, pierce the victims funzone with your love rocket.
Dude, it's not a bandsaw if you put both thumbs in your butt
bandsaw by ninjadust May 12, 2016

The binding of Isaac 

The Binding of Isaac is an indie roguelike video game designed by Edmund McMillen released September 28th 2011 for Microsoft Windows, OS X and Linux
TBOI (Which stands for The binding of Isaac) is a top-down dungeon crawler game, it plays similar to the dungeons in The legend of zelda, but here, all the levels (Or floors, whatever you wanna call it) are randomly generated like in most roguelike games
Guy 1 : Imma play some The binding of isaac, its such a fun game
Guy 2 : ikr

Sneeze Bings 

When cheese bings (fried cheese balls) are left at an empty table at a bar, becoming a community snack. May have mysterious flavors added to them. Made famous at New-CI (formerly OCI), Knoxville.
Cameron noticed that his poop very much resembled the "sneeze bings" he ate the night before in both size and color.
Sneeze Bings by ChrisTrauma August 25, 2011

In a bind 

When you are stuck in a god damn hard difficult situation.
My mom found out about my bf and now I am in a bind!
In a bind by #Diva4Life November 5, 2018

bindulge 

the act of gratuitously enjoying a meal found within a garbage bin or dumpster. Usually reserved for the homeless or inconceivably drunk, but can be enjoyed by anyone from all walks of life.
Policeman: Excuse me Sir, do you mind explaining why you have eggshells, week-old cabbage and rat bones hanging out of your mouth?

Upstanding Citizen: Sorry Officer, McDonalds was closed so I had no other option but to bindulge.
bindulge by Pharoah88 March 2, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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