bindulge

the act of gratuitously enjoying a meal found within a garbage bin or dumpster. Usually reserved for the homeless or inconceivably drunk, but can be enjoyed by anyone from all walks of life.

Policeman: Excuse me Sir, do you mind explaining why you have eggshells, week-old cabbage and rat bones hanging out of your mouth?

Upstanding Citizen: Sorry Officer, McDonalds was closed so I had no other option but to bindulge.