Billtard

someone who is bad with money.

"Jason bought 2000 turtlenecks he is such a Billtard"
-Jason's now ex-wife.

by TheHomelessSurgeon August 14, 2017

billiard head

a bald-headed man of any persuasion

Girl, look at all of these fine billiard heads in the club.

by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006

pocket billiards

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets

"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied

by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003

billiard balling

Putting your hand in your pockets and playin with your bollocks

Mr Todd: Josh stop billiard balling and get over here

by matthew wilson March 17, 2005

jewish billiards

a form of billiards, played on a table in which you must pay for every game, in which you make sure to grab every ball right before it goes in the hole so you don't have to pay for more than one game. comes from the stereotype that jews are cheap, and therefore would participate in this form of billiards.

mike: hey man, let's go down to the local sports bar and shoot some pool!

tyrone: ok let's do it, but remember, i won last time so it's your turn to pay.

mike: oh shit man, i've only got a dollar, i guess we can only play one game

tyrone: no man, we can play jewish billiards

by mike hunt93 December 20, 2009

Pocket Billards

The art of playing with ones testicles

He had his hand down his pants, playing a game of pocket billards.

by Edna85 March 30, 2009

balltard

A term used by flat earthers to refer to people who believe that earth is spherical (a ball).

Balltard syndrome: symptoms include insulting others & imagining being attacked. 😆 #WakeUp silly sheeple #FLATearth

by ShareDVI March 11, 2017