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(n.) • bill-URD
RARE • Midwestern-Southern slang.

Generally, an uncomplimentary term. A billard is similar to a redneck. Can be described as a combination of redneck and gangsta. Often drives a large pickup truck with a loud exhaust, appears disheveled, and loves loud country rock. Usually lives in rural or ghetto-like suburban areas.
“That man is such a billard!”
“There are so many billards in that town.”
billard by BlueFalcon5433 January 8, 2024

Billard game 

A fun way to play nine ball by writing an * on the scoreboard.

* winning with ball in hand.

-* making a high quality shot you rarely make 15% of the time.

** making 9 ball with que ball not by intention.

-** making a higher quality shot you very rarely make 5% of the time.

*** making 9 ball with double kiss by que ball.

-*** making a 2 ball combination on the 9 ball.

****making 9 ball with 2 ball hit not by intention.

-**** winning on a 3 ball combination on the 9 ball.

***** making 9 ball with 3 ball hit not by intention.

-***** winning a 4 ball combination on the 9 ball.
Billard game by Kuehlstein February 26, 2018

Billard QueamDiestle 

Billard Queamdiestle is Billy's full legal name

(Billy is a 3ft tall white rectangular being with stitches on his head it a C: face)
BILLARD QUEAMDIESTLE, GET THE HELL OVER HERE YOU RATCHET ANGLE!!!!1!!
Billard QueamDiestle by J-Stickman January 27, 2025

Max Billard 

Urg that’s kid is such a max Billard

Zander Billard 

A Zander Billard is what to call a guy who has awesome abs while being discreet.
Person1: man that guy has such amazing abs
Person2: ikr he’s soo sexy he’s such a Zander billard!
Zander Billard by 45325353543645 October 5, 2022

Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.
When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.
Bollarding by djfkilo July 26, 2011
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