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belltard 

an offensive remark mixing the words "Bellend" and "Retard" to dazzling effect.
"Kyle you belltard, stop licking the plug socket!"
belltard by Hazz_DR July 6, 2009
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A term used by flat earthers to refer to people who believe that earth is spherical (a ball).
Balltard syndrome: symptoms include insulting others & imagining being attacked. 😆 #WakeUp silly sheeple #FLATearth
balltard by ShareDVI March 11, 2017
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Belliard 

A person with the biggest ears imaginable. They are so astronomical that they tend to cause drag whenever this person runs track. He thinks that he's are good in Call of Duty but since flipymactwisty6 is better, they got nothing. This person is also a fag, he likes to stare at men. And sucks at the card game "nervous"
Dude hurry up and put your mic on!

Holy shit wait it cant fit it on my ears. Im such a belliard.
Belliard by flipymactwity :) January 25, 2010

Bellardini 

1. Someone who has very "brash" body parts.
2. They usually live in the very ouskirts of a town.
3. Usually has an Italian background.
4. A family name for a group of people who eat ketchup packets.
5. A person who might steal your homework but end up being your best friend.
6. Most of them are bipolar.
"Look at that group of Bellardinis."
"Sausage-eating bastards. :O"
Bellardini by Arrinegroid. June 11, 2006

Billtard 

someone who is bad with money.
"Jason bought 2000 turtlenecks he is such a Billtard"
-Jason's now ex-wife.
Billtard by TheHomelessSurgeon August 14, 2017

BullTard 

An idiot who thinks that stock markets always rise.
The bulltards who bought Google's stock at $500, since it was such a great price after falling from $650, have hopefully learned something now that it's below $400.
BullTard by dearjohn January 14, 2009

Bulltard 

Investing, technical analysis, a person who is overly “bullish” the market even in the presence of bearish indicators.
He is a degenerate crypto currency bulltard
Bulltard by Spetz1 February 12, 2018
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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