BullTard

An idiot who thinks that stock markets always rise.

The bulltards who bought Google's stock at $500, since it was such a great price after falling from $650, have hopefully learned something now that it's below $400.

by dearjohn January 14, 2009

Bulltard

Investing, technical analysis, a person who is overly “bullish” the market even in the presence of bearish indicators.

He is a degenerate crypto currency bulltard

by Spetz1 February 12, 2018

Bulltard

A combination of "Bullshit" and "retard".

Person 1: Hey, did you know that plastic is made from dogs!!!
Person 2: Who told you?
Person 1: Our Teacher.
Person 2: Bulltard!!!

by Evil Chicken September 18, 2010

Bull Tard

The opposite of a docile tard, a bull tard is person who is both retarded* and extremely aggressive. Often possesses "tard strength." This person would rather fight you than talk it out; would rather use violence than intellect; would rather use brute force than finesse.

*Does not necessarily have to be actually retarded...simple dumbasses can also be tards, and by extension, bull tards.

Friend: Dude, your little brother just threw his bowling ball halfway down the lane and put a dent in our lanes!

Me: Yeah, sorry...he's a bull tard. He breaks things.

by Luminous Being December 12, 2009

balltard

A term used by flat earthers to refer to people who believe that earth is spherical (a ball).

Balltard syndrome: symptoms include insulting others & imagining being attacked. 😆 #WakeUp silly sheeple #FLATearth

by ShareDVI March 11, 2017

belltard

an offensive remark mixing the words "Bellend" and "Retard" to dazzling effect.

"Kyle you belltard, stop licking the plug socket!"

by Hazz_DR July 6, 2009

Billtard

someone who is bad with money.

"Jason bought 2000 turtlenecks he is such a Billtard"
-Jason's now ex-wife.

by TheHomelessSurgeon August 14, 2017