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A derogatory name for globe earthers.
They usually repeat the same 5 questions when debating flat earth, and always end up spiralling and using insults.
Those balltards really spiral whenever we present our proof.
balltard by cicero/cici May 2, 2021
1. someone who likes mens private parts.
2. someone who likes to put basketballs up his ass.
he was a gay balltard.

dude you like basketballs in your ass your a balltard.
balltard by chris everett November 4, 2007

ballardry 

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner
"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner
ballardry by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017

B.Ballard 

The act of Facebook creeping to the extent that you friend request complete strangers.
Yo, I just got B.Ballard.
B.Ballard by Haterader56 April 12, 2010
A member of the acclaimed Baltimore moped gang. Often addicted to late night moped rides resulting in the abuse of sushi and Natty Bohs. Sometimes confused as being slow, a Baltard posses the ability to blast, despite the moped being constructed of trash. In par with their macabre appearance, a Baltard will invite you into there “Murderhouse” moped den for a juncture never to be forgotten!
---Did you see that guy just go down on that ped?

- Yeah, looks like Shlippy Lippy of the Baltards....
---Don't look into his eyes, we don't need any trouble!
Baltard by ringringBANG June 22, 2010

josh ballard 

Boy who posted a suicide notice in a Myspace bulletin before killing himself.

The case was allegedly over a girl.

His myspace continues to be logged in by police and family members.
From: "you BROKE my LIFE"
Date: "Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM"
Subject: "do me a favore...."
Body: "call the police.
adress: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry<3"

Myspace Bulletin From Josh Ballard.
josh ballard by Jonni Suicide May 30, 2006
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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