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Bill Monkey 

After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.
Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!
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bill gates money 

Any large amount of money made by legitimate means
I'm gonna be CEO, I'm gonna make Bill Gates money.
bill gates money by Kandyk0rn April 7, 2023

Bill gates money 

(N)- refers to a large amount of income earned by ligit means as opposed to illegitimate activities.
"Give me that "bill gates money, a little straight money" mainstream money
Bill gates money by Taggedme April 8, 2023

bullmonkeys 

"Did you hear what Brady said the other day?"
"Yeah man, that's just bullmonkeys!"
bullmonkeys by Gregg Gee September 8, 2018

Bellmonkey 

The term bellmonkey is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. You call someone a bellmonkey when they say or do something stupid.
Mark - why didn't my food cook ?
Craig - you never turned on the oven, you bellmonkey.
Bellmonkey by PicklePants_01 January 26, 2021
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026