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Bill Monkey 

After a child is snatched from the nursery by William Hogchild Monkey, his replacement is always a monkey human hybrid, or a “Bill Monkey.” Telltale signs include but are not limited to the following; a tail (often removed), a hairy back and chest, grunting when food is served, bowel habits that can suffocate mere mortals, and a proclivity for buggery and the TV show Family Guy. Needless to say, bananas are often his favorite food and a desire to pick pimples and nits from his being.
Hey Greg, there is no inheritance for you because you are a Bill Monkey. Go eat a banana and stick a Dick up your red ass you nitpicking bastard!
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bill gates money 

Any large amount of money made by legitimate means
I'm gonna be CEO, I'm gonna make Bill Gates money.
bill gates money by Kandyk0rn April 7, 2023

Bill gates money 

(N)- refers to a large amount of income earned by ligit means as opposed to illegitimate activities.
"Give me that "bill gates money, a little straight money" mainstream money
Bill gates money by Taggedme April 8, 2023

bullmonkeys 

Another word for BS.
"Did you hear what Brady said the other day?"
"Yeah man, that's just bullmonkeys!"
bullmonkeys by Gregg Gee September 8, 2018

Bellmonkey 

The term bellmonkey is a very light hearted insult. Its not even seen as an insult, its like calling someone a wally. Its in no way ment maliciously. You call someone a bellmonkey when they say or do something stupid.
Mark - why didn't my food cook ?
Craig - you never turned on the oven, you bellmonkey.
Bellmonkey by PicklePants_01 January 26, 2021
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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