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Big Woman Personality Disorder 

Big Woman Personality Disorder (also known as BWPD) is a personality disorder in which a woman is loud, obnoxious, and tastelessly bombastic. It should not be recognized as a real personality, but rather as an amalgamation of anything that happens to pop into her brain and needs to be yelled about. The "big woman" refers to the nature of the personality, not the literal size of the woman, though they can (and often do) correspond. They can often be identified by wearing backpacks far too small to be useful or stylish, and they may be "Disney adults." There is a lesser known corresponding disorder for men but it better blends in amongst the populace as it is generally more expected and is less of a "cry for help." Note that not all talkative women have BWPD, since one major requirement is obnoxiousness.
What is that woman yapping so obnoxiously about? Must be big woman personality disorder.

big mexican woman

Big Mexican Woman (BMW)
Is the beautiful vehicle you drive your children to school with, it is the perfect vehicle, it honks when you pull the right place, it even has a voice translator, although it only speaks in spanish, but perfect for picking up the ladies ;) if your late for work, just drive the big mexican woman and you'll get their in no time, you don't need fuel, just pack a burrito and you'll be fine
NOT OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY
OH MY MOTHER OF GREASY BACON that boy got himself one of dose big mexican womans, damn girl they be expensive, lets check him out

Big breasted woman 

Someone that has huge breasts and typically has blond hair. Tends to smell bad and eat a lot of cheese. Complains a lot when her alcoholic drink is made with lime juice. Tends to look younger than age.
Oh man look at that big breasted woman!
Big breasted woman by Meow684 December 25, 2021

big booty woman 

Women with a naturally large ass; BBW

Big Beautiful Woman 

Basically a "big, beautiful woman" is a fat chick with a pretty face. She is the diametric opposite of a butterface.

The ongoing debate rages as to whether this term is an oxymoron. For the most part it IS (but I have never been a fan of flab). One has to concede, however, that for a woman to be considered physically "beautiful", she MUST possess a pretty face. (So there is potential for a "big, beautiful woman" to trim down and become truly beautiful).

Admittedly, definitions of beauty can be somewhat subjective. Realistically speaking though, if a woman is too overweight to wear a two-piece bathing suit in public, then she does not approach an accurate description of beautiful. (Curves are nice, cellulite isn't).

Modern day beauty pageants like "Miss USA" and the "Miss Hawaiian Tropic International" are very illustrative of this point. The contestants possess varying physical attributes but, regardless of height, breast cup size, butt size, hair length, hair color and eye color, they have one thing in common: flat stomachs.

Usually known by the acronym BBW, a "big, beautiful woman" posts photographs of herself on social networking sites that are purposely shot so as to disguise her obesity. Classic examples usually include a combination of:

- close-up head or face shots

- extremely high or overhead camera angles

- low-key lighting and possibly actual image manipulation.

Flashing cleavage or employing hairnosis and/or boobnosis are often used as secondary deceptions.

Since most men have booblevision to begin with, they rarely pause to consider that the BBW in question could shrink one to three WHOLE bra cup sizes if they ever lost the excess flab. Obviously going from a D cup to an A cup would render the formerly outstanding bust line moot.

(In this same vein, a woman writer once quipped, "When I'm a size six, I can get into my favorite jeans. When I'm a size fourteen, I finally have the bust line that I always wanted in high school.") 'Nuff said?

Big, beautiful women come in two basic groups: those who want to lose weight, and those who won't do what is necessary to lose weight (choosing instead to refer to themselves by outrageous euphemisms such as: "fluffy", "juicy", "thick", "big boned", "pleasingly plump", or "more to love." Star Jones is their poster child).

To the first group, I would suggest having your thyroid gland checked out by a medical doctor who knows something about nutrition and does not dismiss naturopathic remedies. Eat enough medium to low calorie foods to feel full, and have a few colonics to insure proper nutrient absorption. If you have been genetically hosed by your family's DNA, you're going to have to put extra effort into whatever you do. Surgery may be an option, but there is NO substitute for regular exercise.

To the second group I ask, who do you think you are fooling? As Jeff Foxworthy observed about large women wearing Spandex, "If your bottom looks like two raccoons wrestling around in a fifty pound sack of feed, you are NOT 'juicy'!"
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SexyLexie is a self-proclaimed "MySpace hottie" but Kip Dynamite wants a full body shot to prove she's not just another big beautiful woman with delusions of grandeur.

big black woman 

a big and strong woman who is good at tackling (is also of the black race)
oh my god, big black woman was there i couldnt get passed.
big black woman by devz0x May 27, 2021
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