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ugly hoe. tall ass bitch. awkward and shy asf. build different, this bitch got scoliosis. long ass legs. weird knee caps.
person 1: “who is that tall crooked bitch”
person 2: “that’s lagan”
Lagan by lagan lewis November 12, 2020
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an ugly hoe. usually tall and awkward as fuck. shy. build different, this bih got scoliosis weird ass knee caps. dates people before meeting them. has mommy and daddy issues like a bitch. 😀
person 1: “is that lagan?”
person 2: “the tall crooked bitch?”
person 1: “yeah”
person 2: “oh yeah that’s lagan”
Lagan by lagan lewis November 12, 2020
Lagan is a misspelling of Logan, Lagan is a stupid little bitch bottom boy who has a praise kink, sir kink, and other stuff. He has problems with being romantic so he messes up a lot and probably will be threatened to be better by his boyfriends boyfriend, probably a raging drunk too
…def a raging drunk, ANYWAYS. Lagan is a very nerdy person who is probably autistic and ADHD, stupid little smartass fr fr
Lagan’s BF: give me attention
Lagan: no I’m busy
Lagan’s BFs BF: GIVE HIM ATTENTION
Lagan: OKAY DAMN BITCH-
Lagan by Emetophobic1 February 3, 2023
The most amazing guy you would ever meet
Guy 1: “who is that tall ass”
Guy 2 : “ Lagan”
Lagan by Bob loves you November 23, 2023

Are you slaggin' the lagan ? 

A rhetorical question used as a retort when someone says a stupid, crass, or offensive sentence. The Lagan is a river in Ireland on which the City of Belfast is situated.
Person1: He's an idiot !!
Person2: Are ya slaggin' the lagan?

Shannon lagan

A daughter of a famous double serial killer, anyone who shares this name is sexy, and likes in between the toes
I researched an article about shannon lagan for my school project
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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