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Benis embarkment bills

1. (If Benis is capitalized): A bill one must pay to embark on territory of Benis.
2. (If benis is not capitalized): Penis enlargement pills.
Joe didn't pay his Benis embarkment bills (1), so they made him work at the benis embarkment bill factory (2).
Related Words
Bienis • Benis • beenis • benish • Bidenism • Benism • binisha • baenis • Benison • bidniss

Benish Fountain

Occurs when a fully-clothed man sitting in a living room incoherently unbuttons his pants and sprays a parabolic stream of urine from his penis
The stain on the carpet was not Cherry Pepsi after all; apparently in my drunken state, I created a Benish Fountain, and pissed all over the table and floor.
Benish Fountain by byron523 April 12, 2009
"Get the fuck outta my bidniss."
bidniss by ilovepie March 26, 2008

Biznis Pelikin 

A depiction of the common Pelican wearing business or "Biznis" attire. This includes, but is not limited to: a suit, tie, bow tie, bowler hat, briefcase, and cuff links. The intended meaning of Biznis Pelikin is not publicly known, but many theorize that the original artist just wanted everyone to live by the adage, "don't worry, be happy."

The evolved form of Biznis Pelikin, known as Gilded Goose, occurs after an undetermined amount of business endeavors.

Biznis Pelikin is most commonly seen in graffiti in the style of kikor, but its depiction is not limited to graffiti. It can also be seen in chalk drawings, paintings, carvings, and a myriad of other unconventional art installations.
Biznis Pelikin is always ready to make a deal.... as long as it is during normal work-day hours.
Biznis Pelikin by gufflife July 19, 2016

Bidenism 

A word that has been canceled because snowflakes are easily offended.

Part II:
The pendulum swing of McCarthyism in modern, leftist culture. Bidenism occurs when people are outed and canceled for dissenting opinion and persecuted for their beliefs.

It is an act of Bidenism that private citizens cannot express their beliefs regarding masks and the pandemic. It affects us all, including Senator Rand Paul. You will be canceled on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, etc. In fact, an act of Bidenism resulted in the original definition of Bidenism to be removed from Urban Dictionary.
Bidenism gets people kicked off Facebook for questioning the usefulness of masks.

Bidenism allowed the original Bidenism definition to mysteriously disappear from Urban Dictionary. BTW- UD- stop being cowards.
Bidenism by RutherfordIII December 28, 2021
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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