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Bitchness 

1. The act of showing extra tenderness towards a subject that is not that serious. 2. Ranting and raving about something when it should just be forgotten. 3. Allowing what others think do or feel to control what you think do or feel. 4. Being super sensitive when things don't go your way. 5. Starting things and not being able to handle it when it doesn't flow your way.
Bitchness is taking over the room!
Bitchness by BoTipFiaJelz January 25, 2011

Bitchness 

The level of bitch-like behavior involved in, or pertaining to, being someone's bitch.
My old lady's Bitchness level is really high because she knows she better be barefoot and in the kitchen fixing my dinner.
Bitchness by Chauvinist February 21, 2011

none of your bitchness 

It means it is not your business and it can also be used like no bitchness
Hey that is none of your bitchness

Bishness 

A show of appeal or favor, especially toward gained attributes or accomplishments
David: Wow man, that chick was totally checking me out!
Joe: Dude, that's so bishness!
Bishness by PivotDZ April 3, 2009

the bitchness 

A way of saying that someone or something is both bitching and the business at the same time. Similar to the tits.
"I just got a blowjob while playing Battletoads on the NES. It was the bitchness."

"Yeah, man, last night was the bitchness. I fucked Rachael on my crippled mom's hoverround."

"Baby, you're more than awesome. You're the bitchness."
the bitchness by Stinger911 January 19, 2011

Bitchness 

An attractive female, with a bad attitude.

A woman who goes out of her way to be a bitch, yet is still generally attractive to you.
Kelly is gorgeous, but I could never fuck her because she's always such a bitchness.

Hey! What's up Bitchness.

Miss Gliamas is so hot, it's a shame she's always such a bitchness.

When she stops being a bitchness I will consider her for a relationship.
Bitchness by Nicsin December 28, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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