Bestoke
To 'be' Bestoked
Bestoke by i am indeed bestoke August 21, 2012
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Bespoke
The word Bespoke came from the 1600's and meant something had "Been spoken for."
The modern use of the word bespoke means to be custom made exactly to a customers personal preference with absolutely no level of detail or expense spared.
The modern use of the word bespoke means to be custom made exactly to a customers personal preference with absolutely no level of detail or expense spared.
I went to Honk Kong to buy a beautiful bespoke tailor made suit. Even with the travel and hotel costs, it was still a fraction of the cost of what it would be to have one made by a tailor on Savile Row.
Bespoke by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 26, 2018
Bespoke
a gimmicky marketing term used by people of low intelligence, who can't come up with a better description of their product, to lure in other people of even lower intelligence to buy said product.
Bespoke by adamwearsblak July 26, 2022
"That, my lord is what she bespoke".
"That's what she said" but in old english wording. Usualy used for extra humor during a "That's what she said" moment.
"That, my lord is what she bespoke". by son of a bitch, thats took too June 29, 2010
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