WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Hells Angel

The Hells Angels are worlds most famous motorcycle club.
Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.

Our Grandfather, Jeff was a Hells Angel. We loved him but we feared him too.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Office

The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.

Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.

Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”

Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Bespoke

The word Bespoke came from the 1600's and meant something had "Been spoken for."

The modern use of the word bespoke means to be custom made exactly to a customers personal preference with absolutely no level of detail or expense spared.

I went to Honk Kong to buy a beautiful bespoke tailor made suit. Even with the travel and hotel costs, it was still a fraction of the cost of what it would be to have one made by a tailor on Savile Row.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 26, 2018

Bitches

Another naughty name for hoes who just love cock so much.

These are my bitches and they rock my world.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Foot Down

To drive a car faster by pressing down more on the accelerator.

Tom overslept this morning therefore he had to put his foot down and break the speed limit or he would have been late for his big meeting.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Willy

The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.

Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Hard Work

Something people try to avoid nowadays.

Running a small business takes a tonne of commitment and hard work.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018