Tom overslept this morning therefore he had to put his foot down and break the speed limit or he would have been late for his big meeting.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
The Hells Angels are worlds most famous motorcycle club.
Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.
Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
A dapper gentleman was sitting outside an expensive West London bar, sipping white wine and gazing at his gleaming posh car, an Aston Martin DB5 from 1963.
Posh parents can afford to send their perfect kids to posh school. Us working class parents just have to make do.
Posh parents can afford to send their perfect kids to posh school. Us working class parents just have to make do.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018
The word Bespoke came from the 1600's and meant something had "Been spoken for."
The modern use of the word bespoke means to be custom made exactly to a customers personal preference with absolutely no level of detail or expense spared.
The modern use of the word bespoke means to be custom made exactly to a customers personal preference with absolutely no level of detail or expense spared.
I went to Honk Kong to buy a beautiful bespoke tailor made suit. Even with the travel and hotel costs, it was still a fraction of the cost of what it would be to have one made by a tailor on Savile Row.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 26, 2018
To be sexually attracted to people’s feet. The foot fetish is probably the most common of all the fetishes.
Hotel manager: I had to fire John the porter today. I caught him going into guest’s rooms at night to sniff their feet.
Hotel Janitor: That’s fucking vile, I always knew that guy had a foot fetish. I’m so glad you fired him Mr Shipley.
Hotel manager: Me too, and I will report him to the police. Now in the meantime let’s all get to work, we’ve got a big day.
Hotel Janitor: That’s fucking vile, I always knew that guy had a foot fetish. I’m so glad you fired him Mr Shipley.
Hotel manager: Me too, and I will report him to the police. Now in the meantime let’s all get to work, we’ve got a big day.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
I had oysters for the first time ever, I soon regretted it when I woke up with the screaming shits the morning after.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 09, 2018
“Oh for fuck sake” is probably the first things one shouts out whenever times are tough and he/she just can’t handle it.
Person 1: OMG!! That stupid bastard has just reversed into your new Jaguar. Person 2: Oh for fuck sake!!
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018