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Person 1: Did that asshole drunk driver who killed your son get life behind bars?. Person 2: I wish, Instead he received a hefty fine and was banned from driving for 5 years. Good old justice is no more.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
Get the Banned mug.The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.
Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.
Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”
Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”
Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”
Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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Person 1: “Pawww!!! Dude is that a fart or did you just soil yourself?”
Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.
Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.
Person 2: “Sorry”
Person 2: “Omg I slipped out a little fart in here 10 minutes ago and you still smell it. To be fair I have had roast chicken”.
Person 1: “Yeah I can tell. Chicken farts are certainly one of the worst. That’s seriously rank”.
Person 2: “Sorry”
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018
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Something a decent human being should never do.
Something a decent human being should never do.
Mr No Balls: I'm so nervous I've got the shits, I don't think I can go to the restaurant to see her tonight.
Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.
Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.
Sibling: NOW!!!
Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.
Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.
Sibling: NOW!!!
by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018
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Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.
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Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018
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Get the Hard Work mug.Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018
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