WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Ghosting

To arrange to meet up with someone you supposedly fancy, then suddenly get cold feet and fuck off into the sunset, never to been seen or heard from again.

Something a decent human being should never do.

Mr No Balls: I'm so nervous I've got the shits, I don't think I can go to the restaurant to see her tonight.

Sibling: Ohhhh man up No Balls!! You have to go. Ghosting is totally frowned upon. You've got to be there in an hour, put your suit on and get in the fucking car.

Mr No Balls: But but I I I d don't think I c c.

Sibling: NOW!!!

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Hells Angel

The Hells Angels are worlds most famous motorcycle club.
Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.

Our Grandfather, Jeff was a Hells Angel. We loved him but we feared him too.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Hard Work

Something people try to avoid nowadays.

Running a small business takes a tonne of commitment and hard work.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Chav

An informal and non politically correct name for A British feral youth.

Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018

Dick Blood

Just that, blood from an injured penis.

Did you hear about Randall? His foreskin tore during sex. He had to drive home with a towel on the seat so it wouldn't get stained with the neverending stream of seeping dick blood.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 November 9, 2018

Chuff

UK Informal name for a person's/animal's anus.

Phil is religious and hates homosexuals, he beat the ever-living shit out of his own son when he found out that he takes it up the chuff.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 October 9, 2018

Foot fetish

To be sexually attracted to people’s feet. The foot fetish is probably the most common of all the fetishes.

Hotel manager: I had to fire John the porter today. I caught him going into guest’s rooms at night to sniff their feet.

Hotel Janitor: That’s fucking vile, I always knew that guy had a foot fetish. I’m so glad you fired him Mr Shipley.

Hotel manager: Me too, and I will report him to the police. Now in the meantime let’s all get to work, we’ve got a big day.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018