WHISKEYMAN1234's definitions

Bitches

Another naughty name for hoes who just love cock so much.

These are my bitches and they rock my world.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Hells Angel

The Hells Angels are worlds most famous motorcycle club.
Members must own a Harley Davidson.
Hells Angels are the people who you just don’t wanna fuck with.

Our Grandfather, Jeff was a Hells Angel. We loved him but we feared him too.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Willy

The most innocent and hilarious name for a penis.

Johnny used to jack off so much and that’s what made his willy really sore.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Dapper

A word that describes someone who looks smart, stylish and/or classy.

1. My dad always looks very dapper in a sharp 3 piece suit when he goes to work, he even makes his boss look poor.

2. Wow Tony, your looking very dapper tonight. Have you got a date?

by WHISKEYMAN1234 July 25, 2018

Bone

Thick & Stupid

School Kid: “Mr Wheeler, what are qualifications?”

Mr Wheeler: “Unbelievable!! I can tell you’ve never listened to anything I say during lessons. It’s pointless teaching you and nobody ever going to employ you because you’re so bone”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018

Office

The Office, Probably the most boring and soul destroying place on Planet Earth. It’s Usually a dull coloured room with cheap desks, crap computers, uncomfortable weak chairs, vile tasting coffee, work colleagues who are just as miserable as you are, and a boss who constantly breathes down your neck and watches you waste so many years of your short life for bare minimum wage.

Stan: “Shit!! It’s Monday morning and time to get up. I’ve been throwing my life away in that office for 15 years now and im so tired of it. There’s a whole world out there to see and yet I’m chained to that desk for 9 hours every day”.

Rowena: “Well I know it’s bad and that unfortunately is what it’s like going to work. Anyway you best get up Stan, wouldn’t wanna be late for that meeting with Mr Shipley now would you?”

Stan: “Ohhh please just shoot me!!”

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 25, 2018

Chav

An informal and non politically correct name for A British feral youth.

Person 1: Say, look at those silly little teenagers over there wearing hoodies. Person 2: Yeah! stupid chavs think that their the shit, they don’t scare us.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 28, 2018