incontinence
incontinence by Dumase October 17, 2008
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incontinence by iamomega94 April 23, 2009
incontinence
I have fecal incontinence use my mexican washcloth after butt plug & try more blow horn. Lighten up dude just stay next to the pot.
incontinence by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006
Financial Incontinence
1. A propensity to piss money away
2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control
3. unable to retain or manage ones finances
4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)
2. lacking in financial moderation or self-control
3. unable to retain or manage ones finances
4. Financial Incontinence is the primary symptom of Pecuniary Tract Disorder (PTD)
Q: Why am I always broke?
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.
Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence
A: Because you’re financially incontinent.
Americas is 14 Trillion dollar debt due to epic financial incontinence
Financial Incontinence by pasmarticus August 20, 2011
Fecal Incontinence
The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg.
As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."
As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread."
What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence
"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."
"Fuck you."
"No! Fuck you! You're adopted."
"Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily."
".....You're adopted."
Fecal Incontinence by gwaijai June 12, 2009
Oral Incontinence
When one simply cannot cease to let the shit flow out of their oral cavity. Internal thoughts made external.
Oral Incontinence by ROLLCALL6969 October 3, 2022
weaponized incontinence
A more insidious form of weaponized incompetence wherein lack of voluntary control over urination or defecation is wielded with the intent to manipulate others in one's selfish interest.
Old dude: "Come downstairs and hand me the goddamn remote. It's on the chair right there."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
Oppressed grandniece: "Do it yourself—I'm on the phone!!"
Old dude: "Okay. I'll be shittin' my pants while I'm at it. And there's no pad under me either this time."
Oppressed grandniece: "I'm done with the weaponized incontinence!! You're headed to a hospice care facility tomorrow morning you son of a bitch."
weaponized incontinence by smacky.jack July 2, 2023
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