Besmaring 

The act of gobbeling like a turkey uncontrollably, due to heavy intoxication by alcohol. rodeo clown Double IPA Beer to be specific.

Oh shit check out that chic at Obannons' she's besmaring all around the bar!!

Besmaring by wolfonacid March 8, 2013

Bengaring 

The act of sticking one index finger down your urethra while simultaneously sticking the other index finger up your anus, and joining the two little fingers at the tips.

"Ben is considered quite unsavory for bengaring."

"I have benga'd experimenting with sexual orientation."

Bengaring by Nigel Winterbird August 7, 2012

Child Bearing Hips 

The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children

Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.

Child Bearing Hips by BabbaFats January 9, 2017

Goober Bearing 

A device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like Goo. The bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of Goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.

"The Goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future Oil-Car designs."

"Don't forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the Goooober Beearing"

"Here we are! The appropriate diameter of the Goober Bearing is 92.9 92mm"

"SO you have a shaft! It requires a Goober Bearing to provide motion in the Goober elements."

Goober Bearing by GerlzandCarz November 30, 2011

Gillian-style bedmaking

In reference to making an occupied bed in nursing. To make the bed gillian-style means to make an occupied bed but the occupent ends up on top of the top sheet instead of tucked nicely in the bed.

See definition of Gillian-style bedmaking

Gillian-style bedmaking by Supernurse Janet January 22, 2009

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

load bearing poster by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

wiener bearing 

Mechanics reference to the physical part of the male genitalia. Specifically the joint where the shaft tilts at different angles from the body. Often used in jokes and shop talk.

Hey Ken, heard you licked Danny’s wiener bearing under his desk while he was on the phone so you could get that new toolbox.

wiener bearing by Preventoriumboys May 5, 2021