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Lil uzi Bert 

Lil uzi Bert is a nickname for any male called Bert. This male is usually tall with sheep like hair. Lil uzi Bert’s always own a jack russel named ben and a raccoon named jerry. Lil uzi berts always think there tough because they do MMA. You will know your near one if you hear what sounds like a velociraptor.
Jim : that guy is a bit different isn’t he

Sheridan : ye he’s a real Lil Uzi Bert
Lil uzi Bert by Hello There 66 March 1, 2019
Related Words
Bertn' • bert mccracken • bert • bern • Bert and Ernie • berta • Berto • Berty • Beren • Berin
The alcoholic demon that possesses Rebeccah when she drinks too much. This alter ego gives no fucks. Berty will dance, laugh,talk to strangers and make you brush her hair, but she will steal your heart with her punny jokes. Berty will also leave behind a maroon jenky comb, which is said to represent the soul of the once innocent "Rebeccah". Berty also likes to do the cupid shuffle and sit on fully loaded pistols. Although a demon, Berty means well, but beware: Berty is like a gremlin: Do not feed or water after midnight.
Brooke: "Is that Rebeccah or Berty?"

Raeann: "She just told someone that they dropped their pocket.. definitely Berty."

Brooke: "Oh no, Berty's on the loose, no one is safe"
Berty by Rae$ December 11, 2016

Pulling a Bert 

1. Innocently doing something incredibly painful in a funny way. 2. Doing something outrageously extraordinary with simple things.
Pulling a Bert is riding a bicycle down a hill thru a stack of burning hay bales for charity.

When one slips off a roof while roofing and somehow manages to stop the fall by accidentally nailing one's hand to the roof you are Pulling a Bert.

Only one who is capable of Pulling a Bert would consider Walk UPSIDE DOWN along a suspended beam by repeated sequential lacing and unlacing of combat boots that are nailed along the underside of the beam.

A friend of mine pulled a Bert, he was in a hurry while building a house and nailed his foot to the floor while installing the hardwood floor.

In an effort to surprise a recently found friend one could Pull a Bert by hiding in the overhead bin of airplane and popping out to surprise passengers.

One way to Pull a Bert is to jump of out a second story window with nothing but an umbrella.

I'm going to pull a bert and hand people a beer from INSIDE the fridge.
Our contractor pulled a bert when he cut a hole in a 2nd story floor to install a spiral staircase, while standing in the center of the circle he was cutting.
Pulling a Bert by Thomas Aquarius February 9, 2010

wide berth 

To avoid something / someone. Steer clear or shun. Originally nautical term.
I've been giving her a wide berth since Friday night.
wide berth by weeCALIgreenBum December 21, 2013

bert stare 

when someone gives you a certain stare that resembles berts stare from sesame street.
i walked by that idiot and bert stared him
bert stare by kmp123 September 4, 2010

Berta beef 

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.
Joint Boy: You better believe its Berta beef.
Berta beef by darkwebz August 9, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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