Definitions by Maniconwords

Bertn' 

The male version of Twerkn'. A pathetic display of desperation by a man wobbling his balls to let the females know that he's available for sex and that it's good.
Can also be known as the "Hey Bert" or "Twerkn' Me Ernie"

Frank was unaware that he was Bertn' up an Ernie wearing that Speedo on the beach.

Bertn' by Maniconwords July 29, 2025

Transtamp 

An on the spot irrational male gender swap.

Billy didn't really think it through all the way when he thought that becoming a woman would help his chances of scoring with the lesbian community. They can see his transtamp a mile away even with his cloths on.

Transtamp by Maniconwords June 2, 2025

Salloon Knotting 

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.

Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.

Salloon Knotting by Maniconwords February 12, 2025

French Press 

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

French Press by Maniconwords December 31, 2024

Peace Pipe 

The ceremoanius slurp and suck before a Pow Wow.

Your mom smoked on my Peace Pipe for a while before I surprised her with a Pow Wow.

Peace Pipe by Maniconwords August 3, 2024

Gift of Pocahontas

The type booty call that keeps gifting you with her vagina, but always leaves right after dynamite sex pretending to be upset by your arrangement.

She's always calling for a Pow Wow since the first time she showed up, at my place, dressed up like eating her pie was a gift for Thanks Giving dinner. It's the Gift of Pocahontas that keeps on giving.

Gift of Pocahontas by Maniconwords August 3, 2024

Pow Wow 

The kind of sex that one's gives that leaves the other baffled on how amazing it was.

Can also be used as code for eagerly wanting to bump uglies while giving others the impression that it's a peace negotiation.
It's the opposite to getting a Wham Bam Than You Mam!

"She couldn't stop hittn' me up after our first Pow Wpw left her unable to think about anything else."
"Exvuse us for a moment. Daddy and I need to have a Pow Wow!"

Pow Wow by Maniconwords August 3, 2024