Maniconwords's definitions

French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.

He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.

by Maniconwords December 31, 2024

Transtamp

An on the spot irrational male gender swap.

Billy didn't really think it through all the way when he thought that becoming a woman would help his chances of scoring with the lesbian community. They can see his transtamp a mile away even with his cloths on.

by Maniconwords June 2, 2025

Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.

Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.

by Maniconwords February 12, 2025

Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.

Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.

by Maniconwords June 11, 2024

Peace Pipe

The ceremoanius slurp and suck before a Pow Wow.

Your mom smoked on my Peace Pipe for a while before I surprised her with a Pow Wow.

by Maniconwords August 3, 2024

Gapoontite

A polite remark that one says to his lady friend when she sneezes and queefs at the same

Gapoontite my dear.

by Maniconwords July 13, 2024

Bertn'

The male version of Twerkn'. A pathetic display of desperation by a man wobbling his balls to let the females know that he's available for sex and that it's good.
Can also be known as the "Hey Bert" or "Twerkn' Me Ernie"

Frank was unaware that he was Bertn' up an Ernie wearing that Speedo on the beach.

by Maniconwords July 29, 2025