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Salloon Knotting

Getting drunk with a bottle of booze up the ass.
Jeff hooked up with this nasty chick that convinced him to go "Salloon Knotting" with her and all he remembers is a bottle of champagne with everyone laughing hysterically at him when he got a erection from her wiggling the bottle around in his ass.
by Maniconwords February 12, 2025
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Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.
Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.
by Maniconwords June 11, 2024
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Transtamp

Billy didn't really think it through all the way when he thought that becoming a woman would help his chances of scoring with the lesbian community. They can see his transtamp a mile away even with his cloths on.
by Maniconwords June 2, 2025
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Gapoontite

A polite remark that one says to his lady friend when she sneezes and queefs at the same
Gapoontite my dear.
by Maniconwords July 13, 2024
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Gift of Pocahontas

The type booty call that keeps gifting you with her vagina, but always leaves right after dynamite sex pretending to be upset by your arrangement.
She's always calling for a Pow Wow since the first time she showed up, at my place, dressed up like eating her pie was a gift for Thanks Giving dinner. It's the Gift of Pocahontas that keeps on giving.
by Maniconwords August 3, 2024
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Bertn'

The male version of Twerkn'. A pathetic display of desperation by a man wobbling his balls to let the females know that he's available for sex and that it's good.
Can also be known as the "Hey Bert" or "Twerkn' Me Ernie"
Frank was unaware that he was Bertn' up an Ernie wearing that Speedo on the beach.
by Maniconwords July 29, 2025
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French Press

When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.
He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.
by Maniconwords December 31, 2024
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