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Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.
Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend
Bertis by jamanfued May 17, 2011
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bertisexual 

bertisexual is when you are attracted to somebody who is defined as berti but his real name is not berti. infact we are all in love with berti even berti himself, therefore we are all bertisexual
hi
hi
i'm bertisexual
omg samee
bertisexual by bertiseksualja October 7, 2021
practice and philosophy of the burt (all encompassing)
Esoteric Burtism was my guiding light in a sea of degeneracy

Bertis12 

A 14 year old trash player in any game he plays That trash talks way too much and thinks everything is cringe xdddddddd
Me:Hey Have you seen bertis12 not swear a sentence he makes?
You:No.
Bertis12 by _ttneliS October 2, 2017
A branch of Atheism based upon the belief that human milk keeps spirits away and is the true god of heaven and hell.
I practice Burtism everyday when I milk my fat tits and slather it onto my body to preserve my age and keep that pesky Zozo from my house.
Burtism by Atom Heart April 23, 2021
Fascinatingly consistent severely abominable, nauseating and morbid unluckiness
Will: I just had deal fall through again for the 5th time the last 2 months

Brianne: Ah man it sounds like you got a case of Beatism
Beatism by William2052003 April 20, 2023
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fache-couture 

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1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
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fauxstalgia 

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pajama casual 

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funflation 

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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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