bertisexual 

bertisexual is when you are attracted to somebody who is defined as berti but his real name is not berti. infact we are all in love with berti even berti himself, therefore we are all bertisexual

hi
hi
i'm bertisexual
omg samee

bertisexual by bertiseksualja October 7, 2021

betasexual 

A male that is sexually submissive to females. A betasexual may fetishize his status as a virgin, past rejections by females, and the ongoing inability to find a partner. Betasexuals in a relationship tend to be very subservient and compliant towards their partner which may actually contribute to a healthy domestic life. Erotic humiliation is the central focus of a betasexuals sexuality and may include things such foot worship, use of chastity devices, forced feminization, and cuckoldry.

It turned my husband on when I slapped him across the face and told him to go make me dinner, I think I married a betasexual.

It's hard to complain that my boyfriend is a betasexual when I get hour long foot massages every night and breakfast in bed every morning.

My husbands sex life revolves around worshipping my feet, he's definitely a betasexual.

betasexual by ckmind March 17, 2019

berrisexual 

Berrisexual: Someone attracted to women and feminine genders and androgynous genders, but also very rarely attracted to men and masculine genders.

Person A: I usually don't feel attracted to guys, but you're cute.
Person B: Oh, you're berrisexual?

Person A: I think so! Thanks!

berrisexual by Here~and~queer September 15, 2023

Bestiesexual 

Having romantic feelings for your bestfriend and only your bestfriend cause it's the best person you've ever met.

I'm done with dating random people! From now on I'm a bestiesexual.

Bestiesexual by Angimst February 18, 2021

bettesexual 

You're straight, but you would totally become bisexual or lesbian for Bette Porter, of Showtime's the L Word... she's dysfunctionally hot and sexy!

I have a boyfriend, but I'm Bettesexual.... I love the L Word!

bettesexual by lwordfan February 9, 2008

Vertisexual 

Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom

Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.

Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"

person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"

person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"

person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.

person 2: "So you're bisexual."

person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"

person 2: "So you're-"

person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"

person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"

Vertisexual by Duckyllama July 25, 2009

britsexual 

being attracted to britney spears.

oh my god britney spears is so hot i think i might be britsexual!!

britsexual by britneyspearswife July 25, 2021