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Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.
Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend
Bertis by jamanfued May 17, 2011
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A nice guy that most people like, he can though be a little impertinent som times.
His nice hair and his big dick makes all the ladies go crazy
wow his dick is so big
are you talking about Bertil
yeah
Bertil by flødefader November 1, 2019
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Slang for diabetes. Also, shorthand for "Diabeetis"
If you have the beetis, call Liberty.
beetis by Sweepz October 7, 2006

bertstrips 

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.
r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.
bertstrips by Limess September 24, 2018

Bertie Gilbert 

Bertie Gilbert has a cleft chin which makes him super hot! He played Scorpios Malfoy (Draco Malfoy's Son) in the 'Harry Potter' movie "The Deathly Hallows: Part 2' and has been in a couple of other things too like 'Horrible Historys'. Also he is a bit crazy, but still very lovable!
Wow, look at his cleftchin, Oh wow its Bertie Gilbert!
Bertie Gilbert by flowerjasmin July 29, 2011

Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.
You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg
Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010

berrisexual 

Berrisexual: Someone attracted to women and feminine genders and androgynous genders, but also very rarely attracted to men and masculine genders.
Person A: I usually don't feel attracted to guys, but you're cute.
Person B: Oh, you're berrisexual?

Person A: I think so! Thanks!
berrisexual by Here~and~queer September 15, 2023
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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