Berti 

When something feels great, or when you are referring to a friend, it is Berti.

"Whatsup Berti?"
or
"That's Berti"

Berti by Jiglo Svenson September 28, 2008

aron berti 

what you would call someone if you thought they were the ultimate badass

man that guy over there with all the fly honeys is a total aron berti.....word.

aron berti by stephen hernandezz December 6, 2010

Berfin 

She's the prettiest, coolest, kindest girl you will ever meet. Loyalty is one of her biggest strength and she is always honest.. probably in a way that might hurt you. She has an amazing sexappeal and she makes you some type of way. She is highly intelligent and she will break your heart into pieces if needed. You will always remeber her pretty smile and her heart eyes, so don't lose her..
By the way, she has a hot hot bum!

Oh wow... this person is a Berfin!

I need a Berfin in my Life.
What a Berfinlicious butt!

Berfin by talyaxo August 24, 2017

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!

Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!

seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020

beating army

A common colloquialism for "jerking off" at the US Naval Academy. Perhaps the most popular pastime among male midshipmen, due to a natural aversion towards dark siding, a general lack of attractive young women, and the ever present fear of being SAPR'd. Not to be confused with the female equivalent, "plebing your cover", which is a play on the term for the way freshmen (plebes) carry their covers (hats) by spreading their hand on the inside and carrying by their side.

I caught my roommate beating army last night. I'm not comfortable in the room anymore.

beating army by Chesty J December 1, 2014

Berging

When you take a shit so huge that the tip of it pokes above the water and in spite of any effort to flush it, it just spins and remains in place like an ice berg.

Oh crap, he's been in the bathroom so long I think he's been berging it.

Berging by Contributor_Random November 17, 2016