burtism

practice and philosophy of the burt (all encompassing)

Esoteric Burtism was my guiding light in a sea of degeneracy

by burtinctionburtinction May 14, 2017

Burtism

A branch of Atheism based upon the belief that human milk keeps spirits away and is the true god of heaven and hell.

I practice Burtism everyday when I milk my fat tits and slather it onto my body to preserve my age and keep that pesky Zozo from my house.

by Atom Heart April 23, 2021

Burtism

A word or phrase said by Burt Gummer in the Tremors Franchise.

A few examples of Burtisms are:

1. I feel like I was denied Critical Need to Know Information.

2. I knew it them S.O.B.s are always on the learning curve.

by Midwestern idiot July 23, 2024