burtism

practice and philosophy of the burt (all encompassing)

Esoteric Burtism was my guiding light in a sea of degeneracy

by burtinctionburtinction May 14, 2017

Burtism

A branch of Atheism based upon the belief that human milk keeps spirits away and is the true god of heaven and hell.

I practice Burtism everyday when I milk my fat tits and slather it onto my body to preserve my age and keep that pesky Zozo from my house.

by Atom Heart April 23, 2021

Burtism

A word or phrase said by Burt Gummer in the Tremors Franchise.

A few examples of Burtisms are:

1. I feel like I was denied Critical Need to Know Information.

2. I knew it them S.O.B.s are always on the learning curve.

by Midwestern idiot July 23, 2024

Buttism

Buttism, a tradition focusing on spiritual development and true nature of booty.

Bob is practicing buttism for the first time. Soon, he will find inner peace from experiencing Alexis Texas booty.

by BootyDude69 October 3, 2018

buttism

When a guy is addicted to looking at womens butts

Rohan and Daniel both have buttism they are staring at Lilys ass

by Sexy indian boy December 14, 2016

bumtism

When a male ejaculates inside their partner's butt because he or she finds it "cleansing."

Those Catholic girls sure enjoy a good bumtism!

by meow612 September 30, 2010

burisma

Burisma, or a burisma, is when a person gums cocaine off the anus of another person. First popularized by Hunter Biden in the 2010s.

"Chelsea has been hanging out with Hunter too much; she gave me a burisma last night."

by mr.manners May 20, 2022