Beatism

Fascinatingly consistent severely abominable, nauseating and morbid unluckiness

Will: I just had deal fall through again for the 5th time the last 2 months

Brianne: Ah man it sounds like you got a case of Beatism

Beatism by William2052003 April 20, 2023

Beatimus Maximus 

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.

"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

Beatimus Maximus by marmarthe2nd July 21, 2006

Boatism

In the end, everyone will die and fade away. Because of this, we are all in the same boat. Boatism encourages the spread of kindness because we're all in this together.

He practices Boatism and searches for meaning along with all his other boat companions.

Boatism by Notreallymillardfillmore January 31, 2018

Beanism 

Beanism - big bean fetish. People who have been diagnosed with beanism, use beans as a currency, have beans as their device wallpaper, drink bean-made drinks, etc.

- Look, that guy has all his walls portrayed with beans!
- Probably has a beanism syndrome.

Beanism by ItzValee October 5, 2019

Boatism

Boatism, the "religion" for those who need no religion.

The "oars" of Boatism:
1) Be a good person
2) Smoke herb
3) Drink tea
4) Chill

Any of these besides 1) are optional, but they most certainly help.

Now...
Imagine you're sat on a boat, with everything YOU would want to make the moment absolutely PERFECT.
This is the Boat of Perfection.
When you realise how much you love it, become a Boatist.

The Boatist "Church" - wherever the fuck you like.
The Boatist "Ceremony" - spark up.
The Boatist "God" - The Boat of Perfection.

To become a Boatist, simply tell yourself you are a Boatist, and be safe, then the world's your oyster.

We are a non-hate, non-profit & non-structured "organisation", so we don't want your shit, your money or your idea like "man we should all go sit on a boat somewhere and be like wow" because...nah. Just live your life in your own way, as long as it's not lame.

So surround yourself with good people, and try not to give too much of a stuff about anything that doesn't really matter.

Dude One: "I'm a boatist."
Dude Two: "What's that?"
Dude One: Insert explanation of Boatism here

Boatism by KilimanjaroEnsemble June 2, 2009

beatsmith 

a hip hop producer, beatmaker

Scott Storch is a beatsmith...

beatsmith by Da Chef January 8, 2006

beatsmithing 

v. (beet·smith·eeng) : The act of creating sounds by way of audio production or recording audible samples to be placed into a musical track. In short, to make beats. Also, to perform live by blending samples or mixing and arranging various songs into a set or compilation in order to create an original, audible composition.

No DJ gig for me tonight, I'm busy beatsmithing in the studio.

beatsmithing by Aaron Ortiz November 30, 2011