Bergism

A religion based around a teacher at Gosford High (Gosford, a.k.a Penrith by the Sea), their sacred book is the 'Elbib' and is more sacred than the Bible or quran. They believe that in the beginning there was this teacher and his tractor, from this he planted a tree which grew into the whole universe, each leaf a planet, and each fruit a star. On one of these leaves was 'Toka' the first Earth. From this he sculpted the Earth with his rake.

"Of all religions, Bergism makes the most sense."

Bergism by Wild Wiggler June 30, 2024

mr. bergis

Crazy racist, homophobe man who constantly gets prank called by 2 radio station DJs and never catches on because he's that retarded.

Mr. Bergis: "Do you know how many NASCAR fans are registered with the NRA?"

Mr. Bergis: "Why the fuck are you calling me when my number is on the fuckin do not call list?"

Mr. Bergis: "Ellen Degeneres is a clam-licking whore!"

Mr. Bergis: "It's NASCAR, not Black Car!!"

mr. bergis by yaaaaaaaaaaaa September 3, 2009

Begism 

A religion for those who care not only about people but about objects. Their holy saying, Baymen, which is equivalent to what many know of as Amen. Although you may think it is some kind of joke, it is very much real. Their population growing everyday, currently at a little over 35 members they are welcoming all! You can be a begist and still remain what religion you currently hold. To learn more go to @the_religion_begism on instagram.

guy- have you heard of the religion begism?
girl- yea its awesome! I converted a few months ago

guy- yea you should follow their instagram @the_religion_begism
girl- already done, baymen!

Begism by begungandbegunjthelords January 26, 2019

Borgism 

A type of joke that follows this format: "I am (insert name here) of Borg. (insert assimilation/resistance-is-futile joke here)."

I am Barney of Borg. Being assimilated is fun.
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I am Elmew Fudd of Bowg. Wesistance is futiwe.
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Yoda of Borg am I. Futile, resistance is.
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I am Bill Cosby of Borg. Prepare to be assimilated, with the assim and the ilate and the fraagh fra agh agh agh!
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I am Cortana Dragoon of Borg. Prepare to be OWNED.

Borgism by Cortana Dragoon August 4, 2005

Bertism

A gay religious group made by the god, bert Lunder from oklahoma

Yo vro what's your religion?

Nigga it's bertism

Bertism by Quafflelover69 August 19, 2017

Bergsma 

If you're called a "Bergsma", you're now a Super Human. A "Bergsma" is pretty, smart, nice as hell, accepting to all, and is in every sport/club possible. They are never wrong nor are they bad at anything. To be called a "Bergsma" is to be called God itself. A "Bergsma" is a super human in disguise, but is really bad at hiding it. We all love a Bergsma.

Except Chris. He's not a real Bergsma.

Syn: Perfect, but the good kind that no one hates.

"It's incredibly impossible."

"Not for a Bergsma!"

Bergsma by pseudonym man 3000000000 November 2, 2008

Bergasm 

(noun.) experienced when one feels his phone vibrate in his pocket, pulls it out to check his new message, only to realize that he felt a phantom vibration and no one was actually trying to reach him. Bergasms are especially intensified when one is bored or feeling lonely and has a strong desire to talk to someone. When the bergasm is experienced, a state of euphoria consumes the desperate person only to end with an anti-climactic lack of a new text message.

Bergasm Man i was so bored yesterday and thought i my girl was calling me, but sadly it was only a bergasm. what a bummer.

Bergasm by the urbster September 15, 2010