Lets just say you dont want an alcoholic martini. so, instead of saying "virgin appletini please." you say, "I would love a apple bertini!!!" YAAA
Robert!
Robert!
by Kerah February 26, 2008

The Ultimate Rizz God. Has the most unspoken rizz, but is confused for being gay because he never uses his rizz. Can bag all the females. Has a massive schlong and is JACKED. He created the universe's best creature, the plateosaururs . All the women want him, and also the men. Will always help you when you're STUCK.
by NiggerWhipperDickRipper October 14, 2022

The most genine person you can met and the bestest freind that you can ever have also the best boyfreind that can also cook the best
OMG its Bertini
by THE BROS( February 12, 2022
