beertini

A cocktail for normal people to order at beach bars, gay bars or preppy cocktail lounges.

The mixological formula is:

1 shot of beer
2 more shots of beer
Top up with beer and serve in a beer glass

So that's a margarita for Lara, 2 mojitos for Sassy and Cleo. Me, Joey and Stoffels will each have a beertini.

by George McBob September 18, 2014

Beertunity

Noun ; The opportunity to taste a beer one has never tasted before.

I had a beertunity and couldn't pass it up!

by Beertunity October 21, 2014

Beerginity

When you drink beer for the first time, you lose your beerginity

In the last day of christmas holidays, Sara lost her beerginity when she stole and drank beer from her dad's cabin

by bloopermilkshake July 4, 2017

Brandon Bertini Sins

The Ultimate Rizz God. Has the most unspoken rizz, but is confused for being gay because he never uses his rizz. Can bag all the females. Has a massive schlong and is JACKED. He created the universe's best creature, the plateosaururs . All the women want him, and also the men. Will always help you when you're STUCK.

Brandon Bertini Sins stole my wife, please help.

by NiggerWhipperDickRipper October 14, 2022

bertini

it is a type of martini that is non alcoholic.

Lets just say you dont want an alcoholic martini. so, instead of saying "virgin appletini please." you say, "I would love a apple bertini!!!" YAAA

Robert!

by Kerah February 26, 2008

beerticipation

Looking forward to, with great anticipation, that first beer on a Friday afternoon

Jeremy: Mate, this Friday is dragging.
Phil: I know, my beerticipation is beginning to get out of control.

by Piripi1 July 26, 2012

beerginity

The tender age at which one first samples alcoholic beverages

"What age did you lose your beerginity?"

"Ah man, I was like 15. I decided to skull a naggin of vodka before the youth disco. It was mad craic!"

by The Master of the Unknown November 21, 2013