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Created in Houston, TX by King_Bartini in the late 1990s, when he ran out of barre. Properly prepared, a bag of jolly ranchers and 5-10 handlebars (xanax 2mg) are allowed to dissolve for a minimum of 24hrs in a 64 oz non-carbonated beverage. Must be poured over ice, and sipped slow; intensifies the taste. In expedited situations, a 20 oz (1 handlebar) may be shaken to receive a similar effect.
Got me a potent Bartini marinating for All-Star weekend. I dropped 10 in a 64 oz Cran-Cherry. It's gon go dyne!
bartini by King_Bartini March 15, 2015
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1. A last name, highest of the names of the gods. Denotes an awesomeness never before seen with human eyes. Italian to the core, thereby multiplying said awesomeness.

2. A descriptor given to a member of the Bartoni family, as Bartonis are often indescribeable.
2. John: Dude, describe this Bartoni guy for me.
Alex: He's Bartoni.
Bartoni by Alec Stevenson June 2, 2008
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With a woman bent over doggy style you must spread her butt cheeks wide open. start out wide with a circular tounge motion in a whirlpool pattern. slowly getting closer to the anus.once at the center of her asshole you must insert your tounge into her asshole. Then remove it rapidly....Congradulations you just completed a Bartnicki
Oscar gave Rachel a Bartnicki last night
Bartnicki by Sucioking August 14, 2017
▪︎Pronounced as "Bur-ni-nee" in Hindi & English and as "Bor-ni-nee" in Bengali.
▪︎Originated from Bengali
▪︎Meaning: Beautiful, Perfection, Full of Praise, Best, Responsible
Example: Barnini is witty and funny. They make us laugh. They're incredibly strong.
Besties, I'm glad we know Barnini.
Barnini is such a beautiful name, it deserves appreciation.
barnini by Janet Robin November 26, 2021
1.) male character from The Godfather series.

2.) powerful man that operates through other people because he does not want to be the one in the front.
"Forget Toby, Eric is the real Barzini."
Barzini by Joe M. May 6, 2004
Retarded, low-life sad useless dumbass.
fuck bartin
Bartin by bartin May 19, 2020
Bikini (noun): a very brief two-piece swimsuit for women.

Bar (noun): a counter across which alcoholic drinks or refreshments are served.
Barkini (noun): a bikini worn (typically) at bars.
Oh wow that girl getting drinks is looking good her Barkini.
Barkini by Pseudonym0082 August 14, 2021
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