Bernou

The coolest girl alive.

"Whoa. Did you meet Bernou?"

"Yeah, she is the coolest person ever."

Bernou by 22342244 February 8, 2010

gifted kid burnout 

when children who were once considered the "gifted" or "smart" kids in class grow up to underperform academically and (likely) socially. the kid who actually liked doing homework and got all A's when they were nine but by sixteen aren't doing well in school and often feel crushing disappointment at the loss of approval teachers and parents once gave them. often have problems socializing, have poor mental health, and resort to drinking/drugs/other forms of escapism. usually really smart, but still do poorly/average in school.

amanda: didn't you used to get straight A's? what happened?

angela: i started underperforming and because my entire self-esteem rested on my grades so now i have no idea what to do lol anyway now i'm a gifted kid burnout

gifted kid burnout by giftedkidburnout January 12, 2018

bernoullitating 

To cover the end of a water hose with your thumb to increase it's flow rate.

When cleaning particularly difficult matter off of your car, bernoullitating the hose will make the job much easier.

bernoullitating by lucidentropy August 21, 2017

post 9/11 culture burnout

A term to describe anyone who grew highly accustomed to the culture of the 1990's, and subsequently feels jaded about growing up in the information age, especially since the saturation of mediocrity that has dominated popular culture in the aftermath of 9/11.

Since 9/11, Western Culture lost its integrity, resulting in the following:
The declining quality of mainstream media, the excess of the youth, the superficiality of modern lifestyles, the rise of underage sexuality, the corruption of authority figures, the unethical practises of corporate institutions, the exposure of adult subjects amongst young people, the breakdown of gender roles, the general distrust of society, etcetera

Welcome to the post 9/11 culture burnout...

post 9/11 culture burnout by GoAskAlex1991 March 8, 2012

Bernoulli Boner 

When you pop a boner due to thinking about or discussing physics

Hey dude, when the professor solved that equation for dQ/dT I popped a Bernoulli Boner

Bernoulli Boner by thatDudeFromBridgewater April 9, 2017

burnout 

Burnout - a state of emotional, physical, and mental exhaustion caused by excessive and prolonged stress. It occurs when you feel overwhelmed, emotionally drained, and unable to meet constant demands.

“medical school has caused me so much stress, i feel like a burnout”

burnout by mary-mei December 24, 2020

turd burnout 

When your shit leaves skid marks on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Dude, why did you do a turd burnout in my bathroom! You nasty mofo!

turd burnout by hoziwan August 20, 2009