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berrisexual
Berrisexual: Someone attracted to women and feminine genders and androgynous genders, but also very rarely attracted to men and masculine genders.
Person A: I usually don't feel attracted to guys, but you're cute.
Person B: Oh, you're berrisexual?
Person A: I think so! Thanks!
Person B: Oh, you're berrisexual?
Person A: I think so! Thanks!
berrisexual by Here~and~queer September 15, 2023
mr. bergis
Crazy racist, homophobe man who constantly gets prank called by 2 radio station DJs and never catches on because he's that retarded.
Mr. Bergis: "Do you know how many NASCAR fans are registered with the NRA?"
Mr. Bergis: "Why the fuck are you calling me when my number is on the fuckin do not call list?"
Mr. Bergis: "Ellen Degeneres is a clam-licking whore!"
Mr. Bergis: "It's NASCAR, not Black Car!!"
Mr. Bergis: "Why the fuck are you calling me when my number is on the fuckin do not call list?"
Mr. Bergis: "Ellen Degeneres is a clam-licking whore!"
Mr. Bergis: "It's NASCAR, not Black Car!!"
mr. bergis by yaaaaaaaaaaaa September 3, 2009
Bertis
Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.
Bernish
Bernish are two names mixed together. (Bernard and Manish). This term Bernish is commonly used by Sophia and Sienna. This is also their YouTube channel name so go subscribe to bernish!
Bernish by -Gregorios February 10, 2020
Berisha
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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