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bereavement banging 

Bereavement banging is the act of engaging in sex after the death of a loved one to help ease the pain of grief. Sex feels great and this counteracts the feeling of sadness giving an individual a quick fix and break from reality.
"What's the noise upstairs?"
" Oh that's Latoya and Jemaul bereavement banging upstairs."
"Niceeeee"

Or

"You feeling sad bro?"
"Yeah man"
"Yo go engage in some bereavement banging dude, how about that girl?"
"Brb"
bereavement banging by Avasavalot September 4, 2013

Bereaved 

When you are deprived of someone you love like one of your family or a close friend of you because of the death.
He went to the bereaved family to console them
Bereaved by Mohamed Ismael July 16, 2021

Bereavacation 

When you've run out of vacation time at your job and you claim a death in the family to get time off.
I've been planning a vacation to Florida but I've used up all my vacation. I guess I'll claim that my husband's step mom died and make it a bereavacation!
An act intended to save a person money, with horrid results when drunk.
By telling the taxi to stop a few hundred metres down the road from his house, Joe had comitted a mighty act of beeravery. The police found his body in the estruary a week later.
beeravery by James Hawthorne November 2, 2006

beweaved 

artificially sewn in hair extensions
wifey came back from the saloon, lookin' all beweaved & whatnot
beweaved by moanman May 14, 2005

Beleaver 

An irishman who is a believer but doesn't have his spell check on
I'm a firm beleaver in attention to detail
Beleaver by Corcaighlike May 7, 2018