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Irishman 

A man of Irish birth or ancestry.

Also a man that can drink any man under the table and can take on any fight. He's also loyal to the end and is always there for his mates. If you find one in a bar be sure to buy him a drink for he'll have some stories that will make yer hair curl!
Irishman by jack_dan February 3, 2010
Words you can keep

Irishman 

A filter into which Guinness is poured in order to produce light beer.
This beer tastes like it was filtered through an Irishman!
Irishman by TheOregonian1234 June 28, 2011

Irishman's Exit

To leave unexpectedly and candidly; To suddenly exit the premises with no warning or notification; typically while extremely intoxicated, so much that one cannot usually communicate the fact that one is deciding to leave.
"What happened to Fitzy last night?"
"Oh... He pulled the worst Irishman's exit I've ever seen. I was talking to him one minute, the next minute he's gone."

"Did Sully drive us home last night?"
"No. I have no idea where Sully went last night"
--Sully pulled an Irishman's Exit and called a cab by himself to an alternate bar, not remembering any of it.--
Irishman's Exit by Brian Peters December 23, 2007

Irishman’s Dozen 

1: A term used to describe a number of potato’s. Specifically 14 to 17 potatoes rather than the standard dozen (12).

2: Used as a term to describe a group of awkward people with something in common.
Clerk: How many potatoes would you like to buy today?
Customer: An Irishman’s dozen, please.

Friend 1: So we all have the same kink?
Friend 2: Seems like it.
Friend 3: Damn, we’re just an Irishman’s Dozen, huh?

Kill the Irishman 

A pretty good movie about the Irish gangster Danny Greene.
Kill the Irishman is definitely up there with other great gangster movies like American Gangster and Public Enemies.
Kill the Irishman by Dancing with Fire September 10, 2011

The Irishman

A movie set to release in 2012. Directed by the greatest director of all time, Martin Scorsese, and starring the greatest actor of all time, Robert De Niro.

Al Pacino, Joe Pesci, and Harvey Keitel will also have supporting roles.

The movie is based on the book "I Heard You Paint Houses," the story of Frank Sheeran, who supposedly killed Jimmy Hoffa.

This movie has potential to become the greatest movie of all time, it is the most anticipated movie of my lifetime.
Man 1: What's the greatest movie of all time?
Man 2: Right now? The Godfather... In two years? The Irishman

sober irishman 

A mythical creature that only exists in legends and is often seen by drunking irishman.

Used by irish parents to scare their kids.

see irish
If you keep acting that way, you are going to grow up and become sober!
sober irishman by IrishRepublicanArmy November 26, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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