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Beotché

An extension of beotch, i.e., one who possesses Beyonce-like diva tendancies.
What's with the attitude today? You're acting like a total beotché.
by P-Hizzle McSchnizzle July 21, 2011
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Botched

The beak, (another term for “la polla “, bosch, etc)

Botched is almost ALWAYS linked to Junior The Forbidden One and for good obvious reasons..

She is the only connection that J has with this world ( or atleast that us foolish mortals know of)

A chicken since birth, raised and taken from the barn she has grown into a near humanoid ish type fowl that follows junior anywhere he goes but also lives her own life as the importance of junior grows stronger.

TLDR; a small chicken TURNED BIG who’s growing out of control and might even surpass father J
Botched is a farm animal with feathers and whoever lacks the common knowledge of this is intellectually impaired + misdirected and ignorant

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Junior: no one dares surpass the ungodly wrath of The Forbidden One! I AM THE ONE AND ONLY, trigger my rage and be spared mercy!

Botched: bok bok!!

Junior: *shrugs* fine, another time, cmon beak let’s go eat some popcorn

Botched: *follows him as she flaps her wings slightly*

Junior: picks up botched from school

Principal: *tries to detain botched and keep her for an after school program*

Junior: woaw hold on there lunchbox, we’re leaving NOW

principal: excuse me sir , she must stay for her tutoring

Junior: nonsense! What she learns I could teach better a thousand fold

Security: *attempts to detain the beak*

Junior: *eyes turn fiery red*

“Fools, I am the son, the fire and the darkness, For NO ONE GOES TO THE BEAK EXCEPT THROUGH ME!”

security and principal: *step back and tremble in fear*

Junior: *leaves with the beak*

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Botched has a liquor brand named after her “bosch” which is somewhat strong and J possibly drinks too much of

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Junior and botched and wheezly and winy and tortoise and mello and wendyboy are forever linked , nothing dismantles the world that junior the forbidden one tries soooo hard to create and maintain

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“Where’s botched ?” -junior, probably

“What is botched doin ?” -junior, again probably

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Botched can mean many things but it’s also beak’s other name
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Beatchesting

The act of beating your chest with your fists. Usually results in a pounding sound.
Ima Beatchesting for attention. *Boom, boom, boom, boom!*
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Botched

A word used to describe a person who has gotten a LOT of plastic/cosmetic surgery.
The Bogdanoff twins are botched.
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botched

Describing a planned action gone terribly wrong.
He was killed in a botched robbery attempt.
by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005
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Beotchiful

A word describing a bitch to be beautiful. It may be used as a compliment from friends, or as an insult. It is basically formed between the two words bitch and beautiful.
Situation #1
Best friend Saying to her best friend: You look so Beotchiful in that dress! Spicy!

Situation #2
Girl: Ew, look at that girl with her short skirt. She thinks she sooo beotchiful.
by The Shikk March 8, 2009
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Botched

To mess something up so bad that you might as well kermit suicide.
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