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John Franklin Martinez is such a botcher, by the way he always lets these scene chicks own him on Myspace.
botcher by bammbernizllee May 26, 2009
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Someone who butchers something so bad it's not possible.

Also someone known for insanity.
"HEU THETE!"
"...Hey there*?"
"...I think so?"

"IF MY NAME ISN'T BOTCHER I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT BABY UP YOUR ASS AFTER I'VE SHOVED IT DOWN THE DRAIN AND PLUCKED IT UP AGAIN!"
Botcher by YamiHoshi December 14, 2009
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1. Individuals residing in rural northwest Iowa who are often featured in stories told by grandparents; such stories may involve the subject eating too much ice-cream and developing a stomach ache or diarrhea, stepping in cow maneur, or falling asleep in front of the television after an exhausting day.

2. Residents in rural northwest Iowa who one tell stories about, regardless of whether the listener knows or cares about the subjects.
1. Ol' Borcher came home t' other night with a gut-ache; guess he ate an entire large pizza at The Pizza Ranch.

2. I hadn't walked through the door before Grandma started telling a story about how one o' the Borchers accidentally scooped up his pet cat while shovelin' snow.
Borchers by P'tainz February 12, 2013

Bingley Butcher 

A tight-fisted person who eats Road Kill rather than buying meat.
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Barbara : Wow Eric I didn't know you could play the guitar so skillfully!
Eric : yeah, I get nervous when I perform with a large audience, I guess you could say that I'm a boccher.
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The lamb ate the butcher! 

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Nobody gave David a chance in Hell against Golieth, but David fought in faith, and "The lamb ate the butcher!"
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Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!
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