Beotchi
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Beotchi
1. The internationally recognized language of Beotches, consisting primarily of whines, moans and snivles. Particularily irritating to males of all species.
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Beotchi • beotchilism • Beotchiful • Beotchinni • beotch • Bootchie • Blotching • botching • Beeotchistan • bentchink
snootchie bootchies
Used as an exlaimation; Also, Snootchie Bootchies can be used as a suffix/prefix to any sentence, and can also be used to enhance a joke. This is popular with Jay from the duo Jay and Silent Bob. (See Snoogans)
Snootchie Bootchies, little nootchies!
Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
Promise me that next time you bang your old lady, you make her call you Jay. Snootchie Bootchies!
snootchie bootchies by Banky March 3, 2003
Beotchiful
A word describing a bitch to be beautiful. It may be used as a compliment from friends, or as an insult. It is basically formed between the two words bitch and beautiful.
Situation #1
Best friend Saying to her best friend: You look so Beotchiful in that dress! Spicy!
Situation #2
Girl: Ew, look at that girl with her short skirt. She thinks she sooo beotchiful.
Best friend Saying to her best friend: You look so Beotchiful in that dress! Spicy!
Situation #2
Girl: Ew, look at that girl with her short skirt. She thinks she sooo beotchiful.
Beotchiful by The Shikk March 8, 2009
Beotcho
Beotcho by Tyler Platt July 3, 2007
snootchie bootchies
Made popular in Kevin Smith movies.By his his character Jay who he frequently act alongside as Silent Bob.They act as stoners and drug dealers.
The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”
Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !
The character Jay's familiar “snootchie bootchies” and “snoogans” sayings are based on things Jason Mewes (whom plays jay)used to say himself as a teenager.
According to Smith, the phrases were meant to convey something along the lines of “just kidding, don't kick my ass.”
Which is why in most of his offensive jokes he ends the sentence with "Snootchie Bootchies" !
Quotes from the 1994 kevin smith movie 'Mallrats'
Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
Jay: Come to me, son of Jor-El. Kneel before Zod. Snootchie-bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Jesus, how much did you smoke?
Jay: All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.
T.S. Quint: How much do I owe you?
Jay: My treat. As long as you promise that the next time you pop your old lady, you make her call you "Jay." Snootchie Bootchies.
T.S. Quint: Let's hope there is a next time.
snootchie bootchies by Kimber-x December 21, 2006
beotchilism
A condition from which a woman can suffer, do to constantly being a BITCH, or BEOTCH. It is not fatal in most cases, but it can be. There is little or no cure.
Beotch: "You are probably going to die of alcoholism, asshole..."
Me: "Well you are eventually going to die of Beotchilism, BEEEEEEAAAYYAAYYATCHH!"
Me: "Well you are eventually going to die of Beotchilism, BEEEEEEAAAYYAAYYATCHH!"
beotchilism by Allumni October 9, 2005
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