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Being abducted by attending Vascular Surgeon, after 5pm, to make unsolicited evening rounds, to keep him/her company. Especially when walking out the door to go home.
I was stepping onto the six o'clock jitney home when I was bennied and did not end up leaving the hospital until 9pm.
Bennied by DFox October 25, 2006
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To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023
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Full Bennies 

A phrase to describe someone receiving the maximum allowance from the UK Welfare System. In the UK these are know as Social Benefits, hence being on "Full Benefits" or "Full Bennies"
" Hey Rob, How'd you afford the wedge to run that Japanese whip "

" Ha! Ha! I'm on full bennies mate! Ain't I "
Too destroy another man's confidence by responding to them In an extremely nonchalant way.
(Ben)"your stupid....you just got benned"
(All of Bens friends) "Good one dude"
Benned by Cousin Southern February 14, 2019

bennie logan 

Slang for male genitalia consisting of both scrotum and penis conjointly. The Bennie serves as a euphemism for balls, the Logan for long shaft.
Mara totally kicked me right up in my Bennie Logan.

Phyllis sucked my Logan, but not my Bennie.
bennie logan by penguin farmer April 27, 2013

Bugs Bunnied 

Confusing your opponent in a verbal back and forth, like the Rabbit Season, Duck Season arguments, just to get the satisfaction of being right.
You: "We were supposed to be there at 7."
Them: "No, it was 8."
You: "7"
Them: "8"
You: "8"
Them: "7. Wait, what? Man, you totally Bugs Bunnied me."
Bugs Bunnied by farby July 29, 2007

bennie and the jets 

a song written by the genious lyricist and composed by the legend elton john. great song
lyrics

Hey kids, shake it loose together
The spotlight's hitting something
That's been known to change the weather
We'll kill the fatted calf tonight
So stick around
You're gonna hear electric music
Solid walls of sound

Say, Candy and Ronnie, have you seen them yet
But they're so spaced out, Bennie and the Jets
Oh but they're weird and they're wonderful
Oh Bennie she's really keen
She's got electric boots a mohair suit
You know I read it in a magazine
Bennie and the Jets

Hey kids, plug into the faithless
Maybe they're blinded
But Bennie makes them ageless
We shall survive, let us take ourselves along
Where we fight our parents out in the streets
To find who's right and who's wrong
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