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Someone who never stops annoyin a person n tries 2 beg 2 be a friend or for attention n ting ugetme! Basically its worse den a bugaboo
(Mobile convo)
Begger: HIII AGAIN BRUV
Man dem: Err why u keep callin me 4?
Begger: Dunno but neway wat u up2
Man dem: U asked me dat be4 man!
Begger: Seeeeen
(Man dem hangs up on d begger)
begger by Baby S January 22, 2005
a fucking loser who is dumb as fuck and can’t find a job if ur homeless suck a dick fag
begged sucks a begger cock
begger by richard hardcock October 13, 2019

Begger with a stick 

Hobo: excuse me sir can you help me out, im starving.
Guy: sure (hans him a quarter).
Hobo: man give me five dollars at least, wtf can i buy with a fucken quarter.
Guy: your not in need, your a fucken Begger with a stick.

BEGGER SEX 

To wrap a note of choice round your manhood and have a tramp remove it with his mouth comitting begger sex
Had a spare fiver in my pocket and got the urge on the way home from the pub felt like a bit of begger sex
BEGGER SEX by AVIT March 11, 2007

Begger's Canyon Bullseye 

A Begger's Canyon Bullseye is when you jerk someone off onto another persons asshole.
So, last Thursday me, a mynock and a wookie were getting hot and heavy. Ended up getting a Begger's Canyon Bullseye.

fart begger 

One who asks a friend to wave their fart over to themselves.
Josh was a fart begger asking to smell Jordan's stinky farts
fart begger by Josh and Jordan September 15, 2006
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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