Beneca 

Beneca is a short little bitch

I’m Beneca

Beneca by Mouldyoranges May 27, 2023

Beneather 

A beneather is someone who automatically puts themselves beneath others by behaving inappropriately and lowering their social status as a result. Due to their own negligent self-unaware improper behavior, a beneather loses the respect of everyone and becomes a stomping ground for others without people being aware they are stomping on the beneather. A beneather often becomes an inadvertant stepping stone for others during their climb of the ladder of life.

John: Hey, care to give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Bob: Christmas! Do you really believe in that crap!?! Do you even know what Christmas is really all about!? It's consumerism! I don't give during Christmas. This is just a sham to cheat me out of a good buck!
John (ignoring Bob as just a beneather): Susie! Wanna give a buck to the poor for Christmas?
Susie: Sure! Go ahead! Here are $10 bucks!

Later on, John, Susie, and everyone else at their little company avoids inviting Bob to the Christmas party!

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Edward: Hi, would you mind helping me with this data analysis problem?
George: You need my help? What does that say about your math skills?!
Edwards (realizes George is just a beneather): Jonathan! I heard you're quite crafty with data analysis problems. Mind lending me a hand?!
Jonathan: Sure, why not!

A few weeks later...

George: Hey Edward! I've been trying to use this visualization tool, but my comptuer keeps going bust and I am almost gonna miss the deadline. Can you help me?
Edward: Sure!
George (noticing Edward is slow): Edward! Are you sure you know what you're doing!? You're so slow... I could have solved this problem on my own!
Edward: I'll leave you to it then.

A few days later... George gets fired! Eventually, he is begging on the street and his coworkers pass by him without ever recognizing him. They drop him a buck every now and then, and feel happy they are helping the community, but George is not happy! The end of a beneather!

Beneather by OffBeatDrummer December 16, 2021

Beneyam 

An extremely hard black out, perhaps you wake up with an IV in your arm after getting your stomach pumped, or perhaps you wake up next to an ugly ass hoe, without any idea of whether you hooked up.

“Bro what happened to you last night?”

“No idea man I Beneyamed so tough.”

Beneyam by GrumboSlayer May 19, 2019

Beneather 

This is just an abbreviation of Buffy the Vampire Slayer's saying to Spike: "You're Beneath Me"

A beneather is simply someone who is beneath us.

Derick: So, this recruiter calls me up out of nowhere and starts yapping his sales pitch without even saying hello or asking me how I'm doing.
Sarah: Doesn't sound like a good start.
Derick: Not at all. He then goes on and on about how great his company is. I couldn't get any word out before he started asking me interview questions afterwards. I mean, hello! I'm not even interested!
Sarah: This guy's got no manners whatsoever.
Derick: I know. A total beneather!

Beneather by OffBeatDrummer November 2, 2020

Benecdote 

A benecdote refers to an action or saying that is so idiotic that it needs acknowledging so that others can laugh at the foolishness.

'Hey, is there a dick gene?'
'Oh dear, mate that's a benecdote!'

Benecdote by NutttyCheese November 13, 2011

Benecio 

Benecio is a really loyal and charming guy. He is funny and helps out. But dont get on his bad side or he might cap you. He protects his friends and loved ones. He is a pimp but only wants one girl. Benecio is usually hispanic and is athletic. If you meet a Benecio dont lose him cause he is there for you

Yo is that Benecio he is litttt.

Benecio by Rico retwick April 16, 2019

benecia 

Sweet,Compassionate,Pretty girl. Always makes you laugh. Has lots of friends.

Benecia is so pretty today,I want her number

benecia by Chloe ash May 16, 2017