Benecdote 

A benecdote refers to an action or saying that is so idiotic that it needs acknowledging so that others can laugh at the foolishness.

'Hey, is there a dick gene?'
'Oh dear, mate that's a benecdote!'

Benecdote by NutttyCheese November 13, 2011

Beechote 

Pronounced:(Bee-Ch-Oh-tay)

1. Is the Mexican slang for a fellow friend or Dumbass.
2. A Beechote usually stays over at a friends house after school raiding their refrigerator, or forcefully coercing that friend's mother to order pizza.
3. Beechotes are competitive at times, and only the greatest, or greater Beechote can be claimed Dumbass of the year. For accomplishing a feat say; nearly losing all the skin on one's knees while mindlessly frolicking about, getting into it with a Native American's girlfriend and being hunted like a wild buffalo, creating a repulsive stench-bearing pineapple bomb out of rotting milk, bad boiled eggs, and left-over lunch.
4. When confronting a Beechote think it best not to tempt the Beechote, use your peripherals in order to avoid contact. As they might ask you to the movies several times, even though you've declined several times.
5. Beechotes favor movies like The Terminator, Predator, Zoolander, or A Night at the Roxbury.
6. A Beechote could also be known as a term that could explain a Raging Nerd, one that plays solely for their own ranking in online gaming. In which case, survives and relies heavily on P'zones or other Pizza Hut-related products.

Mikey: "You guys want to see something totally so tight?!"
Felipe: "Sure."
Ricardo: "Oh, okay."

(Mikey throws a full chocolate milk carton into the air, and as it crashes the ground, sprays over all of his friend's backpacks)

Felipe: "What a Beechote. I'm gonna go home and play with my twanger."

Beechote by bugstar00 August 5, 2010

Blanecdote 

Combination of Bland and Anecdote: a long, drawn out story about nothing in particular.

"...then I ate a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, then I took a nap, then I went to the supermarket. I bought some apples and milk and bread..."

You later tell your friends, "Man, what a blanecdote she told me."

Blanecdote by Justin Haas February 4, 2006

benedte 

She is a very funny person. Benedtes arent afraid to say whats on their mind. Everyone should have a benedte as a friend! She can also be really mean and think she is the stuff until she gets put down. She has a funny and good personality. Very Unknown name tho:(

Omg, why does that Benedte girl think she is so cool. She totally isn't.

benedte by benedteloverlol March 30, 2017

Banecdote 

An anecdote that is filled with a large amount of banter.

"Hey bro, how was Amsterdam?"
"So many banecdotes dude. Well first there was three of us: me, a stoner and a hooker..."

Banecdote by stupidmachine September 30, 2011