The art of doing something that makes everyone shake their heads and whisper non-sweet things about you. Derives from the word "bellend", which itself refers to:-
a.) the end of the penis
b.) an utter shitbag
Bellendry is often associated with minus points in the grand old game of life - for example, announcing yourself as a Trump-supporter is an automatic score of -20.
a.) the end of the penis
b.) an utter shitbag
Bellendry is often associated with minus points in the grand old game of life - for example, announcing yourself as a Trump-supporter is an automatic score of -20.
"Hey man, I just pushed an old kind lady down some stairs and then punched a cute puppy in the face"
"That is pure bellendry, -30 points"
"That is pure bellendry, -30 points"
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Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.
Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.
Me: You bellend.
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by GfL March 5, 2013
Get the bellendery mug.Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.
Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!
Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!
Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!
Gary: Bellend!
Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!
Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!
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