Fatkid_13's definitions

Monkey smile

(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.

1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile?

2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.

by Fatkid_13 October 7, 2021

See you next tuesday?

A seemingly innocent question, yet also a loosely veiled insult, posed to fellow participants after regularly recurring weekly activites.

Great hockey again tonight Paz, see you next tuesday?

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

Spaff Torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Where's James?

Oh, he's cheking the bunkhouse out using the spaff torch

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Spaf torch

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.

Is James still checking the bunkhouse out using the spaf torch?

by Fatkid_13 October 17, 2021

Spencer's drive

Term used to refer to a task which has become overly protracted through no fault of your own.

I can't come to hockey tonight as im still waiting for the plumber to fix my radiator.

Bloody hell, that's like Spencer's drive!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

Bellend

Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.

Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!

Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!

Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!

by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

Badger

Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.

What happened to your newly landscaped garden Tom?

A badger!

by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025