Large carnivorous mammal with a keen sense of smell and an appetite for worms, insects, and grubs. Those spotted around Loughborough have a thick black and white fur covering on them.
by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025

Mildly offensive insult used between mates when one or more of them has done something daft. Seemingly its not possible to over use this phrase.
Roger: I dropped my razor on my toe and cut it open.
Gary: Bellend!
Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!
Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!
Gary: Bellend!
Andy: I misread the map and ended up running the long way round.
Gary: Bellend!
Anyone: Anything
Gary: Bellend!
by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

I can't come to hockey tonight as im still waiting for the plumber to fix my radiator.
Bloody hell, that's like Spencer's drive!
Bloody hell, that's like Spencer's drive!
by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.
by Fatkid_13 October 17, 2021

A seemingly innocent question, yet also a loosely veiled insult, posed to fellow participants after regularly recurring weekly activites.
by Fatkid_13 October 11, 2021

(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.
1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile?
2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
by Fatkid_13 October 07, 2021

A torch emitting ultra violet (UV) or "black light". Allows the user to see things not necessarily visible to the naked eye.
by Fatkid_13 January 20, 2025
