Belgum

A totally (kinda) “real” country that absolutely does not exist… used as a censored substitute for ‘Belgium’ when you’re feeling dramatic, petty, or just vibing because it genuinely is ass.

“Censor it. Say Belgum.”
“Ew, you’re from Belgum?”

Belgum by Nasaleighhoe April 7, 2026

belgum breakfast 

A belgum breakfast consists of many breakfast ingredience (egg,ham,cheese) or anything u want in an omlet. pour these ingredience into your female counterparts vagina and commence intercourse. once u have ejaculated into the woman let the goop mixture pour out into a bowl,then cook and serve

Wow babe you make a great belgum breakfast

belgum breakfast by chris radfeild June 17, 2010

Propper Belgum Breakfast

The action of cracking one raw egg into a womans cooter and then engaging in sexual intercourse.

I gave that cheerleader a propper belgum breakfast.

Propper Belgum Breakfast by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010

Belgium Barbeque 

Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.

20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.

See : Sausage Festival.

Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.

Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.

Belgium Barbeque by GordonBennett December 2, 2020

Belgium Whistle Drop

To clench ones fist with an erect thumb and in an upwards movement poke someone in the gouch from behind whilst yelling "belguim".

Watch your back you might get belgium whistle dropped!

Belgium Whistle Drop by Iggies November 27, 2012

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008

Belgium Yard 

A Belgium Yard consists of 3 men. 1 man puts the tip of his penis into the 2nd mans anus while the 3rd man licks frome the base of the 1st mans penis up to the 2nd mans anus then on to the tip of his penis. Repeat as necessary.

"Hey guys, you wanna go give each other Belgium Yards?"

"Hey I just gave Joe and Ron a Belgium Yard.

Belgium Yard by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014