Belgum

Name: Belgum Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

A totally (kinda) “real” country that absolutely does not exist… used as a censored substitute for ‘Belgium’ when you’re feeling dramatic, petty, or just vibing because it genuinely is ass.

“Censor it. Say Belgum.”
“Ew, you’re from Belgum?”

Belgum by Nasaleighhoe April 7, 2026

Words you can keep

belgum breakfast

A belgum breakfast consists of many breakfast ingredience (egg,ham,cheese) or anything u want in an omlet. pour these ingredience into your female counterparts vagina and commence intercourse. once u have ejaculated into the woman let the goop mixture pour out into a bowl,then cook and serve

Wow babe you make a great belgum breakfast

belgum breakfast by chris radfeild June 17, 2010

Related Words

Belgum • belgum breakfast • Belgumian • Propper Belgum Breakfast • belgium • begum • Belgium Dip • belgium waffle • Begum baited • belgium biscuit

Propper Belgum Breakfast

The action of cracking one raw egg into a womans cooter and then engaging in sexual intercourse.

I gave that cheerleader a propper belgum breakfast.

Propper Belgum Breakfast by Bill M. Butlicker May 11, 2010

Belgium Barbeque

Gay Sex party involving Right Wing Hungarian Diplomats.

20 or more Patrons shout "diplomatic immunity" at each other when police arrive.

See : Sausage Festival.

Well looks like we have ourselves a good old fashion belgium barbeque.

Makes a mans eyes water thinking about it.

Belgium Barbeque by GordonBennett December 2, 2020

Belgium Whistle Drop

To clench ones fist with an erect thumb and in an upwards movement poke someone in the gouch from behind whilst yelling "belguim".

Watch your back you might get belgium whistle dropped!

Belgium Whistle Drop by Iggies November 27, 2012

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008

Belgium Yard

A Belgium Yard consists of 3 men. 1 man puts the tip of his penis into the 2nd mans anus while the 3rd man licks frome the base of the 1st mans penis up to the 2nd mans anus then on to the tip of his penis. Repeat as necessary.

"Hey guys, you wanna go give each other Belgium Yards?"

"Hey I just gave Joe and Ron a Belgium Yard.

Belgium Yard by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026