c-c-cold_c-c-carl's definitions

Purple Heart

Wrapping a rubber band around your testicles until they turn purple.

Hey check out this purple heart. My balls hurt so bad right now.

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 12, 2015

Belgium Yard

A Belgium Yard consists of 3 men. 1 man puts the tip of his penis into the 2nd mans anus while the 3rd man licks frome the base of the 1st mans penis up to the 2nd mans anus then on to the tip of his penis. Repeat as necessary.

"Hey guys, you wanna go give each other Belgium Yards?"

"Hey I just gave Joe and Ron a Belgium Yard.

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

Belgium Mile

A belgium yard involving 3 or more recipients.

Joe put his tip in ron's ass, ron put his tip in steve's ass, and I licked em all. We call it a Belgium Mile.

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 12, 2015

Sleeping Morgan Freeman

The act of getting a z-job from someone while they are passed out shitting on the toilet.

"Hey Bobby fell asleep taking a shit. Lets make him give us a sleeping morgan freeman."

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 2, 2014

Fart Art

The act of stuffing paint into your asshole and farting on blank canvas...

Smell the rainbow...

Man 1: hey bruh check this painting.
Man 2: is just a bunch of splatters on a canvas brah.
Man 1: that's the point breh, it's called "fart art".

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl August 27, 2016

Latina Sunrise

When you lick a butthole

Man... I feel so sick. I got all wasted and gave this hooker a Latina Sunrise last night. It tasted like hot pennies...

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 12, 2015